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Wed 06/25/08 12:12 PM


Just had a mountain dew energy drinkdrinker! Wishing I had an orgasm..laugh
laugh laugh laugh doesn't quite compare


i second this notion.

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Wed 06/25/08 12:12 PM



really?huh


Not the real severe ones, but the ones where you have that headache and lazy feelings. Always seems to give me a boost


as long as i can lay there with something over my eyes

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Wed 06/25/08 12:09 PM




noonerslaugh
I thought you had a headache. laugh laugh laugh laugh


its proven orgasms cure headaches. love


And hangoversdrinker


really?huh

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Wed 06/25/08 12:05 PM
I'm actually drinking a diet coke. blushing

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Wed 06/25/08 11:59 AM

A Snickers and a Pepsi


Pepsi does hit the sweet spot. drinker

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Wed 06/25/08 11:59 AM

Twinkies, methadone, nooners, quickies and beer...I know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow:tongue:


LMAO.

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Wed 06/25/08 11:59 AM




noonerslaugh
I thought you had a headache. laugh laugh laugh laugh


its proven orgasms cure headaches. love

If you ever have a headache. Give me a call.
I'll get rid of three or four at a time


LOL slick! flowerforyou

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Wed 06/25/08 11:57 AM


noonerslaugh
I thought you had a headache. laugh laugh laugh laugh


its proven orgasms cure headaches. love

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Wed 06/25/08 11:55 AM



noonerslaugh

indifferent i dont know what that means.
hhmmmmm a quickie?laugh


well now thats language I can understand blushing

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Wed 06/25/08 11:55 AM

I like to fill a twinkie with methadone.


frown i hate generic medicines.

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Wed 06/25/08 11:54 AM

When the thought of only having a couple hours left at work passes through My head, I get a second wind,loldrinker


beer works!

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Wed 06/25/08 11:53 AM

noonerslaugh

indifferent i dont know what that means.

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Wed 06/25/08 11:52 AM



So I left work early cuz I just can't get rid of this headache... and I come home to my nextdoor neighbors doing construction on their housegrumble it's sooooo loud I tried to lay down but I can't get any peacegrumble

I had to write a nasty letter to my neighbors last week about mowing their lawn at a most disrupting time. I'm happy to say its stopped but I'm sorry you cant do the same thing.


I got a note from my neighbor about cutting my grass at 6:30am.
He didn't like it at all.
Now I cut my grass at 4:00am. It must work good.
He hasn't sent me any more notes.


I'd kill you. LOL

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Wed 06/25/08 11:52 AM




old home remedy:

Take 2 lizards, and call ur witch doctor in the morning. Well, the lizards might be hard to swallow, so a shot of Jack Daniels might make them go down easier, and put u to sleep in case they fight in your stomach.laugh
laugh laugh I don't happen to have any lizards on hand

I have a patio full of 'em grumble
maybe I'll go online and order some eye of newtlaugh


I think thats an ingredient in my Sims game blushing

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Wed 06/25/08 11:51 AM
whats you're favorite mid-afternoon pick me up?

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Wed 06/25/08 11:49 AM



I have a patio full of 'em


must live in florida

drinker drinker drinker

indeed flowerforyou

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Wed 06/25/08 11:48 AM


old home remedy:

Take 2 lizards, and call ur witch doctor in the morning. Well, the lizards might be hard to swallow, so a shot of Jack Daniels might make them go down easier, and put u to sleep in case they fight in your stomach.laugh
laugh laugh I don't happen to have any lizards on hand

I have a patio full of 'em grumble

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Wed 06/25/08 11:47 AM

So I left work early cuz I just can't get rid of this headache... and I come home to my nextdoor neighbors doing construction on their housegrumble it's sooooo loud I tried to lay down but I can't get any peacegrumble

I had to write a nasty letter to my neighbors last week about mowing their lawn at a most disrupting time. I'm happy to say its stopped but I'm sorry you cant do the same thing.

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Wed 06/25/08 11:31 AM
Why can't a girl say shocking stuff like guys can?
Not fair.

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Wed 06/25/08 11:26 AM


TMI
actually its not enough info. so im gonna give more. im gonna bend over and spread um and slowly wash my bumm with a loofa

Gotta get the crusties!