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nooners 
its proven orgasms cure headaches. 
And hangovers 
really? 
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I'm actually drinking a diet coke.
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Sweet Tooth
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A Snickers and a Pepsi Pepsi does hit the sweet spot.
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Sweet Tooth
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Twinkies, methadone, nooners, quickies and beer...I know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow 
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nooners
its proven orgasms cure headaches.
If you ever have a headache. Give me a call. I'll get rid of three or four at a time LOL slick! 
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nooners
its proven orgasms cure headaches.
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Sweet Tooth
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nooners
 i dont know what that means.
well now thats language I can understand
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I like to fill a twinkie with methadone.  i hate generic medicines.
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When the thought of only having a couple hours left at work passes through My head, I get a second wind,lol
beer works! |
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nooners
i dont know what that means.
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So I left work early cuz I just can't get rid of this headache... and I come home to my nextdoor neighbors doing construction on their house  it's sooooo loud I tried to lay down but I can't get any peace
I had to write a nasty letter to my neighbors last week about mowing their lawn at a most disrupting time. I'm happy to say its stopped but I'm sorry you cant do the same thing. I got a note from my neighbor about cutting my grass at 6:30am. He didn't like it at all. Now I cut my grass at 4:00am. It must work good. He hasn't sent me any more notes. I'd kill you. LOL |
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old home remedy: Take 2 lizards, and call ur witch doctor in the morning. Well, the lizards might be hard to swallow, so a shot of Jack Daniels might make them go down easier, and put u to sleep in case they fight in your stomach.
I don't happen to have any lizards on hand
I have a patio full of 'em
I think thats an ingredient in my Sims game
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Sweet Tooth
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whats you're favorite mid-afternoon pick me up?
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uuugggg
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I have a patio full of 'em must live in florida
indeed
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old home remedy: Take 2 lizards, and call ur witch doctor in the morning. Well, the lizards might be hard to swallow, so a shot of Jack Daniels might make them go down easier, and put u to sleep in case they fight in your stomach.
I don't happen to have any lizards on hand
I have a patio full of 'em
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So I left work early cuz I just can't get rid of this headache... and I come home to my nextdoor neighbors doing construction on their house it's sooooo loud I tried to lay down but I can't get any peace
I had to write a nasty letter to my neighbors last week about mowing their lawn at a most disrupting time. I'm happy to say its stopped but I'm sorry you cant do the same thing. |
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Why can't a girl say shocking stuff like guys can?
Not fair. |
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TMI Gotta get the crusties! |
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loads and loads
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loads and loads
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 jealous
yes yes and yes
not my fault you sat on your laurels..  
sounds like he sat on more than that. 
lots of crap comes from somewhere. 
I hate explaining scatological humor. |
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