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Under the yum yum tree
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wtf is a yum yum tree I guess its where you go to eat people. Yum Yum!! |
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LOLipopz
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My Coffee Pot Sprung A Leak
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OH No what do I do now???  
Just keeping in tune with MDB and the rant on stupid post "perk up" it's not the end of the world! hahahaha Perhaps you can get Juan Valdez to look at it This could be "grounds" for a new coffee pot 
wow. did that take you a minute or two to think up or did you get that right away? |
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My Piggy Bank Ate My Shoes!
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I have a hammer. I'm going to kill your piggy.
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lizards are like starfish
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i lost my lizard. and then i found it on the top of my head. lmao. i heart you |
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I JUST LOST..............
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thats dumb
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lizards are like starfish
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lizards are dumb. theyre always trying to get their tails run over Or trying to grow them back! |
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lizards are like starfish
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Are they trying to sell you car insurance? Don't mess with Gecko! 
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lizards are like starfish
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Aquatic Petting Zoo's. Yay or Naaaay? hehe
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lizards are like starfish
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rad I did! |
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lizards are like starfish
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Bump!
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the new hulk or iron man ?
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ironman
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an assignment for ya'll :)
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use a color and a noun combo. works every time.
pale blue waters pink sunsets you can change colors for other adjectives that might reflect something more majestic, like mountains. |
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I'm even more....
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i got a fortune that said a good freind will come into your life and then my b/f dumped me how does that work???? 
cause they came out of a machine somewhere and not from any powerful life altering source. |
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Sweet Tooth
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really?
Not the real severe ones, but the ones where you have that headache and lazy feelings. Always seems to give me a boost as long as i can lay there with something over my eyes And if done right, you could get your daily dose of protein
more like if YOU do it right. I'm still learning.
it looks like it. |
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I'm even more....
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I got 2 fortune cookies with my chinese food today. I hope that's double good fortune..... theyre never fortunes anymore though |
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Sweet Tooth
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really?
Not the real severe ones, but the ones where you have that headache and lazy feelings. Always seems to give me a boost as long as i can lay there with something over my eyes And if done right, you could get your daily dose of protein
more like if YOU do it right. |
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Sweet Tooth
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Damnnnnnnn
they always have to go there. |
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Sweet Tooth
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Just had a mountain dew energy drink ! Wishing I had an orgasm..
doesn't quite compare
i second this notion. |
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Sweet Tooth
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really?
Not the real severe ones, but the ones where you have that headache and lazy feelings. Always seems to give me a boost as long as i can lay there with something over my eyes |
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