Heard this on Fallon last week:

A man walks into a Vet's with a duck in his arms. Gets called into an exam room, sets the duck on a table. The man asked the vet, "Doc, is my duck dead?" The vet looks at the duck. The duck isn't moving. Vet looks at the guy and says, "Pretty sure he is." The man looks at the vet and asked, "Are you sure, doc?" The vet says, "Let me run a test." He brings a Labrador over, the dog sniffs the duck for a few seconds and walks away. The vet said, "Yes it is dead." The man asks, "Are you sure?" The vet says, "Let me run one more test." The vet brings over a cat. The cat sniffs on the duck for a few seconds and then walks away. The vet said, "Yup, it is dead." The man looks at the vet and says, "Alright, you're the doctor. What do I owe you?" The vet says, "That will be $1500 dollars." The man yells, "$1500!? For what?" The vet says, "Well there was the lab work and the cat scan....."

45 here in plain site.

New to this site. Hoping to have great chats and go from there.

Brenham. Great little town.