Topic:
New Voting policy?
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Welcome to Tylerville, population: YOU (cause ur reading this)
Today is election day, and like all democratic nations you have a voice. Doesn't that make you happy? You step into the poling station and sign by your name. You are then handed two documents: 1.) A ballot 2.) A test YES... "A *&-damn test" (Don't think I can't hear your thoughts... silly reader). It's Tylerville remember? I make the rules, ur just a citizen, if you want to change it... VOTE! hehe ANYway, the test isn't involved, so don't worry, but you had better have done some homework. Today's exam has three questions, they highlight the primary differences in the two leading candidates. It's simply a task of matching who belongs where. Can you pass it? ASSIGN A CANDIDATE TO THE FOLLOWING: 1.) Woman's right to choose - Pro-life _____________________ - ___________________ 2.) Troop surge in Brendonville - Increase attention on Pickastan border __________________________ - ________________________________ 3.) Lower taxes for families under 250K - Lower taxes for major corporations _________________________________ - _____________________________ Heres the catch... get one wrong, then your vote doesn't count! How dare you try to select where this country goes if you don't know what your choosing! Maybe we can get away with picking a car cause it's pretty or has the right color, but for our next president maybe we should look under the hood? hehe... What do you think? |
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Topic:
Top Headlines in 2029
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Dolphins win second game in 22 years!
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Topic:
OSU vs LSU
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DBMan... the past is what makes us who we are!
If we didn't judge a team by its past then Hawaii would been in the big dance and gotten stomped even harder than they did yesterday! |
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Topic:
OSU vs LSU
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Rich Rodriguez = New Dynasty
No other Blue fans to back a man up?! Guess the bandwagon lies in Ohio ;-) It takes a true fan to love their team when they are down! Go pats anyone?! |
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Topic:
OSU vs LSU
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Two favorite teams... Michigan and whoever is kicking buckeye ass... GO BLUE, GO LSU! thems fightin words! Everyone has there slumps, but last I checked the lifetime rivalry stand at... wait let me check... 57-41 Michigan! so uhh... if ur streak continues, say something in 16 years or so! |
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Topic:
OSU vs LSU
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Two favorite teams... Michigan and whoever is kicking buckeye ass...
GO BLUE, GO LSU! |
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Topic:
ou football game
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Go Sooners!
... That is all... |
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