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Fri 03/07/08 07:12 PM
laugh laugh laugh not scared at all!!!

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Fri 03/07/08 07:09 PM
good stuff!

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Fri 03/07/08 07:06 PM
10 a 10 a f'n 10 laugh flowerforyou

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Fri 03/07/08 07:04 PM
Tierd from swiming home! that is so wrong! laugh

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Fri 03/07/08 07:01 PM
right here for ya!:wink:

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Fri 03/07/08 06:57 PM
good quickie! (pun intended)

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Fri 03/07/08 06:56 PM
great post!

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Fri 03/07/08 06:49 PM
great stuff!

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Fri 03/07/08 06:46 PM
great post!

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Fri 03/07/08 06:33 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh good stuff

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Fri 03/07/08 06:24 PM


During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady,how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would
be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say
it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

ayloryab's photo
Fri 03/07/08 06:15 PM


wish i had a low tolerance! alot cheaper that way!


lol yeah but it can be inconvenient as well...I went bowling with some friends and one of them got me a rum and coke and it was a half glass so little and I finished it was all giggly and stuff...so strange for so little to affect me that way.


wow, that would be inconvenient, but quick!

ayloryab's photo
Fri 03/07/08 06:11 PM


wish i had a low tolerance! alot cheaper that way!


change the drink

i can drink jose all night

but jack tearz me up


when you are 6'7 350 it does not matter.

ayloryab's photo
Fri 03/07/08 06:07 PM
wish i had a low tolerance! alot cheaper that way!

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Fri 03/07/08 05:51 PM
bad day?laugh

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Fri 03/07/08 05:46 PM
what you like? we can work this out! drinker

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Fri 03/07/08 05:43 PM
turn it up bro! what kind you drinking?

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Fri 03/07/08 05:34 PM
cooked in a brick oven with fresh toppings and I am in! Best in Dallas is either fireside pies or campisi's!

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Thu 03/06/08 05:00 PM
dont worry it is texas we will be back to 65 and sunny in 2 days tops!

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Thu 03/06/08 03:34 PM
whats up from Big D!