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Sat 07/28/12 04:02 PM

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Sat 07/28/12 03:49 PM

I don't seek out anyone, they should come to me. And they do! :tongue:



What's your secret? do tell, I need some tips!

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Sat 07/28/12 03:47 PM


What makes you think that's all straight men care about?


Are there other things? Besides sports...



Oh yes, there's loads of things......like Jersey Shore,hahaha

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Sat 07/28/12 02:20 PM
Actually, I know some that will and have.

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Sat 07/28/12 02:16 PM
Is he having sex with another hot chick?

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Sat 07/28/12 02:10 PM
Put on a pair of chaps and play cowboys and indians

play connect the dots with her freckles with chocolate syrup

Give her a good, old fashioned lap dance.

Dance in the rain to some good rock music


If none of those work, you could try the old fashioned way. A bottle of wine, rug on the floor in front of a fire with some pillows, and a mushy movie on tv or some slow music.


And if that doesn't work either, slap her azz, scream her name, and yell get me a beer!

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Sat 07/28/12 05:48 AM
I must have stupid stamped on my foreheadwhoa

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Sat 07/28/12 05:45 AM

Ah a second wife one is not enough. Whats the difference between this and an open relationship. arent there laws against having more than one wife. Or is that ok in Utah.
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I saw a show on polygamous family on TLC or something!

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Fri 07/27/12 05:32 PM


I changed my mind, a police one!





with handcuffs!


I have handcuffs!!


See, all you need to do then, is put that all together. Handcuffs, chaps, and a bowtie,LOL

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Fri 07/27/12 05:31 PM


can it be any kind of uniform?





But....

I ain't got....

That!!!!

laugh


What? no bowtie? hahaha

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Fri 07/27/12 05:02 PM


Do you say yee-haw too?


Only when I'm driving the General Lee.



can you do the slide across the hood move? That didn't work for me, I think my butt's too big

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Fri 07/27/12 05:02 PM


Do you say yee-haw too?


God I hope not.


Welcome to the site TSP. Good luck with what you seek. drinker



Hahaha

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Fri 07/27/12 04:32 PM
BBQ chicken, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, and garlic bread

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Fri 07/27/12 02:21 PM
I've changed my mind again!

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Fri 07/27/12 02:19 PM
Especially if you want it so badly, you say it twice!


laugh flowerforyou

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Fri 07/27/12 01:58 PM
Hahahaha

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Fri 07/27/12 01:45 PM

To My Sweetheart,

Don't you ever touch the sacrificial fluids... okey dokey?



So......no smearing them on you?haha

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Fri 07/27/12 01:35 PM
I have SO many places I want to go see

Seychelles
Maldives
Cayman Islands
Anguilla
Corfu
Turks and Caicos
Sanibel Island

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Fri 07/27/12 01:27 PM
Sorry to hearflowerforyou

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Fri 07/27/12 01:09 PM
To my future sweetheart, I'll be ready for a foot massage and you to feed me strawberries soon!