Pours fermented milk laced with durian chunks and poorly kippered fish pieces containing a hefty dose of botulism on all the entrances of residences having prime number addresses. Grinding it in with their bare feet and laughing maniacally...

Oooh~ Nice! Certainly a formula for success if I do say so myself! :D

Followed by: "That's totally legit!"

But it's so hard when it's reciprocating so much... Not to mention I have a high impedance. At least you can't get an RF burn from only 60Hz... though ventricular fibrillation is another story...

ahh, well you could have gone for the classic "Twinkie defense" of temporary insanity. Seemed to work out rather nice for Dan White...

OK, OK, I KNOW I'm crazy... Not like in a certifiably, psycho-analytically diagnosed sort of way more of a mildly crazy harmless entertaining "break the shackles of the mundane world" sort of a way.
Ehh guess I'm just not really sure how to come off and make a decent first impression online. Guess I'm just not really sure on how to describe myself in a way that others would understand and for some reason I've never really been able to treat online interactions with strangers really seriously. Might help if I could actually find more pictures of myself among my photos and was not too lazy to take a couple... Might have to work on that

Belgium flourless chocolate cake faintly laced with mint and topped with a thick layer of dark chocolate ganache and raspberry sauce. Remarkably easy to make.

Either that or I'm just the only sane person in an insane world...
Well, anyways it's not like I spent hundreds of man-hours handcrafting this profile to perfection and I feel fairly lackadaisical and generally unmotivated about this site... I'm really only here because it's finals week, my "nice" computer failed on me and all my stuffs packed up for going home. Basically just typed whatever came to mind that I remembered that I liked or had an interest...
regardless, enjoy if that's possible and thanks!

311.08v peak to peak sounds cooler...

Chip on the shoulder... never been quite able to pull that one off...
Saying odd things comes quite naturally but it often starts out odd rather than derailing my current topic. I'll have to try that one... I wonder how I would pull that off when I find that the work of the world's rotational axis conspires against the justice that can only be contained in a partially full blender blotted out like the sun to a condemned tomato plant covered in sack-cloth. Bwha ahah aha ha hah he ho... I suppose that works...

Greedy huh? I think I'd prefer overly ambitious coupled by acute overconfidence and an indomitable spirit...
And sunglasses to bed? Yes! it's a step up from just at night! Well if I did that I might as well never take them off... Perhaps I could even go swimming with sunglasses because that's what all the "cool" people do!
As far as repeating my coworkers I can't believe I have not tried that yet. I've feigned insanitary and ideals based off of oppressive world conquering dictatorship regimes centric on mechanical revolution but I'll have to add that one on the list... Perhaps I should sound lost, confused and somewhat spacey while repeating them.
Thanks XD

I come to an epiphany that I really must be a boring person because I fail to identify any major character flaws or societal eccentricities that make me interesting. As such I'm considering working on becoming smug, over-dramatic, inflexible, callous, and perhaps rash in an effort to increase my appeal and bolster my charisma.

Anyone else out there looking for developing interesting character flaws or have any good flaws to suggest to me?