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Mon 07/02/18 01:37 PM
KLC......that's why it is insured. laugh

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Mon 07/02/18 01:30 PM
About five minutes of me picking up this date (we had talked online and on the phone), she wanted to "smell my neck". Without asking me, she dives in and sniffs away. I honestly felt I was about to become one of the undead, and my parents were about to become rich do to my insurance poiicy covering becoming undead.......thankfully I had a rescue text come in which my friend sent (fake work text) and well she was out of the car shortly. I drove off like a bat out of hades. Whew!laugh

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Mon 07/02/18 01:24 PM
"Painless"- Fozzy

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Mon 07/02/18 01:22 PM
Kiss on the cheek to some of my all time favs......they know who they are.

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Mon 07/02/18 01:17 PM
"The Funeral"- Band of Horses

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Mon 07/02/18 01:14 PM

Should you have sex on the first date I say yes if you like the guy


You know, if you ask the Magic 8 ball this question (let's say you ask it ten times and shake the 8 ball up).....now this is statistically speaking here....the 8 ball is going to tell you, 62.3% of the time.......NO! I would not fight this age old logic. That $12 dollar 8 ball is....Magical!

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Mon 07/02/18 01:08 PM
I actually dislike mayo.....however I will eat it mixed in with tuna because I can't taste it. laugh

Storm- 2 is your lie.
Johnny-2 is your lie.

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Sun 07/01/18 07:34 PM
Ahhhhh......see....I just jumped right in and didn't read how to play. Lol. I'll try again.

Pump- Your lie is #1


1. I like Mayo.
2. I like Ketchup
3. I like Mustard.

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Sun 07/01/18 07:17 PM
"Shazam"- Spiderbait

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Sun 07/01/18 07:13 PM
I'll be honest.....after the Lorena/John Bobbitt incident, I am hesitant to have sex on the tenth date. I only have one thingy and it shrivels at two things.....cold and knives. Shudders!

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Sun 07/01/18 07:05 PM
Yup. My phone is quite fond of my fridge.

Have you ever gone to work only to find out it was your day off?

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Sun 07/01/18 07:03 PM
"Live in a box"- Spiderbait

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Sun 07/01/18 06:59 PM
Storm- #2?

1. I was born in Florida?
2. I was born in Texas?
3. I was born in Tennessee?

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Sun 07/01/18 06:50 PM

Why are some gals more willing to have sex on the first date?


A good roofie will always have that effect on em. noway laugh

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Sun 07/01/18 06:47 PM
Nah. But had one pee on my hand.

Ever been in your car, singing to the top of your lungs, while stopped at a red light, and then look over to your left and see the person in the car next to you is giving you "that look"?

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Sun 07/01/18 06:42 PM



Want to borrow my long socks goof I am sure they will match your headphones laugh


Ooooooolala! Well matching socks with headphones is critical. Else the fashion police will write me a ticket. laugh
at the moment .. I only have pink white or black .. the black ones are made of fur .. laughing .. you can choose :-)


Hmmmmmm....my headphones are white and black......so might as well go pink! noway laugh

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Sun 07/01/18 06:39 PM
No. But I ran naked in one once.

Ever mooned a nun?

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Sun 07/01/18 06:28 PM

Want to borrow my long socks goof I am sure they will match your headphones laugh


Ooooooolala! Well matching socks with headphones is critical. Else the fashion police will write me a ticket. laugh

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Sun 07/01/18 06:25 PM

When was the last time you said those words ? To whom and why?



Not exactly the last time, but when it was very special? Well, I saw my Great Aunt who had a stroke about six months ago. She has been special to me and I haven't seen her in about three years. I hugged her and told her "I love you". I wanted to tell her that in case I didn't get the chance to (she is doing good but life is still a struggle).

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Sun 07/01/18 06:21 PM
"If you're not the one"- Daniel Bedingfield

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