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KLC......that's why it is insured.
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About five minutes of me picking up this date (we had talked online and on the phone), she wanted to "smell my neck". Without asking me, she dives in and sniffs away. I honestly felt I was about to become one of the undead, and my parents were about to become rich do to my insurance poiicy covering becoming undead.......thankfully I had a rescue text come in which my friend sent (fake work text) and well she was out of the car shortly. I drove off like a bat out of hades. Whew!
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"Painless"- Fozzy
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Kiss on the cheek to some of my all time favs......they know who they are.
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"The Funeral"- Band of Horses
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Topic:
First date sex
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Should you have sex on the first date I say yes if you like the guy You know, if you ask the Magic 8 ball this question (let's say you ask it ten times and shake the 8 ball up).....now this is statistically speaking here....the 8 ball is going to tell you, 62.3% of the time.......NO! I would not fight this age old logic. That $12 dollar 8 ball is....Magical! |
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Topic:
One lie, two truths
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I actually dislike mayo.....however I will eat it mixed in with tuna because I can't taste it.
Storm- 2 is your lie. Johnny-2 is your lie. |
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Topic:
One lie, two truths
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Ahhhhh......see....I just jumped right in and didn't read how to play. Lol. I'll try again.
Pump- Your lie is #1 1. I like Mayo. 2. I like Ketchup 3. I like Mustard. |
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"Shazam"- Spiderbait
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Topic:
types of women
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I'll be honest.....after the Lorena/John Bobbitt incident, I am hesitant to have sex on the tenth date. I only have one thingy and it shrivels at two things.....cold and knives. Shudders!
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Topic:
Have you ever - part 23
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Yup. My phone is quite fond of my fridge.
Have you ever gone to work only to find out it was your day off? |
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"Live in a box"- Spiderbait
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Topic:
One lie, two truths
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Storm- #2?
1. I was born in Florida? 2. I was born in Texas? 3. I was born in Tennessee? |
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Topic:
types of women
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Why are some gals more willing to have sex on the first date? A good roofie will always have that effect on em. 
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Topic:
Have you ever - part 23
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Nah. But had one pee on my hand.
Ever been in your car, singing to the top of your lungs, while stopped at a red light, and then look over to your left and see the person in the car next to you is giving you "that look"? |
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Want to borrow my long socks goof I am sure they will match your headphones
Ooooooolala! Well matching socks with headphones is critical. Else the fashion police will write me a ticket.
Hmmmmmm....my headphones are white and black......so might as well go pink!
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Topic:
Have you ever - part 23
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No. But I ran naked in one once.
Ever mooned a nun? |
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Want to borrow my long socks goof I am sure they will match your headphones
Ooooooolala! Well matching socks with headphones is critical. Else the fashion police will write me a ticket.
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Topic:
I love you ...
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When was the last time you said those words ? To whom and why? Not exactly the last time, but when it was very special? Well, I saw my Great Aunt who had a stroke about six months ago. She has been special to me and I haven't seen her in about three years. I hugged her and told her "I love you". I wanted to tell her that in case I didn't get the chance to (she is doing good but life is still a struggle). |
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"If you're not the one"- Daniel Bedingfield
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