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Never, I mean NEVER deny me my medication, Dahling! Ha!
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So... if the can says CHICKEN... WHY am I eating TUNA?? My brian hurts now
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Is this "theory" true?
Hyposthisis: Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Control: Where was Chicken Little while this was happening? And: If this IS true, WHY was the egg smoking a cigarette on the bed NEXT TO the chicken saying: "I guess we answered THAT question!"? Results: There are some things we will never know. Ohhhhhh my OVARIES! |
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First it was spiders.. then roaches.. NOW you're stirring up a hornet's nest.. When will it stop!! :P
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Topic:
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
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And where prey tell is the Milkman? Pth!
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this site sucks
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I took my walk and thought this over.. I think when someone says "this site sucks", he really means "please love me" I feel for him.. sincerely.. but he's probably gone by now..
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Topic:
this site sucks
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This site sucks??? And I just got here! Oh you poor, poor petulant creature! I need a walk... <Grumble> I have to get over this too... Then I think I'll go for a tissue! Cruel site!
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To be honest with you we ARE different men and women and you could say that THAT is the "element of surprise" in effect... Do the girls agree?
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One moment please I have a phone call.. Be back shortly
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Good topic.. I like to hear what men think when they ask what makes women tick.. Got another one to share?
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Hon, that's because roaches are gross.. At least waxing is not dirty and the wax didn't climb out of the wall to eat my food .. And we talk about pain here: Have you ever stepped roach and slipped! Ha!You would see STARS
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Cockroaches.. Pth! you need a bunch of them to scare me.. I mean if the floor moved when you turned the kitchen light on.. YOU'D be scared too! (true story) But I'll move on.. Waxing is quick and if it gets the desired results (winky winky) it's worth it.. What did a roach or a mouse ever do for me? Huh?
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Who's afraid of a little Spider?
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