Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Woman
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

why thank u for the overwhelming response ....lol
M

yw thanks for posting that it was very funny

ready willing and able .....to share a good humour .....

last nite i posted bout how i am tryin to understand women ...

guess my endevours are bearing fruit ..lol
M

i resemble some of those remarks...stop trying to understand us just enjoy the ride with us....

lol .....
and naturally the men are the horses in this ride ...huh

hella yeah...

ohhh yeah ...the same old story ......all over again

give us some kinna recognition willa all(other than being an accessory)

after all god did create us first ..

ha ha ha
M

I enjoyed that!

he might of created u first but he realized he left alot out so then he created a woman cause he was gonna get it right the second time

ouch ....that hurt ...a lot ....

so do u mean 2 say that men complement women or is it the other way around ???
M

awwwww i sowweeee i didnt mean to hurt cha


men and women complement each other

thats better .......

thanx lord for making atleast one women who understands us .....

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i know i have stirred up a hornets nest now .....

M

*huggs*


whispers itll be okay they make a hornet spray

but they dont sell them to men ....

i saw it ...." only for women "

to scare off their competitors .....lol

darn .....all i know is i will be black and blue at the end of the day and there will no one to take care of me ...