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Mon 11/05/07 02:19 AM
Nope.

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Mon 11/05/07 02:15 AM
I'm just teasing ya, LauraJ.

I'm sorry, my sense of humor sometimes gets lost when you can't hear the tone of my voice.

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Mon 11/05/07 02:03 AM
*lights a cigarette*

What's up guys?
You know, I'd love to quit, but a cigarette saved my life once, so I figure I owe them one.

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Mon 11/05/07 01:59 AM
^Clearly a lesbian^

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Mon 11/05/07 01:55 AM
eloquent

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Mon 11/05/07 01:42 AM
yikes!

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Mon 11/05/07 01:36 AM
Waking Life (I know, you haven't heard of it)

Boondock Saints (It's Saint Pattie's Day, everyone's a liddle bi' Irish taday!)

Nightmare Before Christmas (What's this?)

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Sun 11/04/07 10:59 PM
What? She choked. It wasn't my fault. -_O

And the money, well that's still gonna be there when the police hit the scene. I rub their back, they rub mine.

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Sun 11/04/07 10:40 PM
I'll take that as a complement, Thumper, since I heard somewhere that you were their biggest fan. O_o

Orange Cat is actually not a cat at all, he's Charelton Heston, and he's trying to put a new cuddly face on the NRA by selling guns to household pets.

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Sun 11/04/07 10:15 PM
Thumper is actually still getting over the breakup of New Kids on the Block. He was the president of their fan club.

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Sun 11/04/07 09:36 PM
*how could he have known about that!?!?*

Um. Anywho.
You're thinking "I wonder if the b's before butterscotch mean something, or if he types with a stutter."

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Sun 11/04/07 09:26 PM
Orange Cat is definately hoping this doesn't end with us hugging again.

That was just awkward. More awkward than the first w in the word awkward.

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Fri 11/02/07 11:24 PM
You should only feel guilty if your both related. Cousins counts. Otherwise, go nuts.

And let me tell you, I live near a major college, am quite social, and can't find a girl to keep my attention for more than five minutes. If I wanted to talk about Britney Spears and cell phones, I'd just cut off my ear and save myself a headache.

Were all alone, that's why we're here.

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Fri 11/02/07 11:19 PM
"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's usually broken."

It's easy to just stay single after a long relationship secretly hoping they come to their senses, but I can attest to the fact that they usually aren't worth waiting for. Get back out there and find someone special.

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Fri 11/02/07 11:16 PM
Sleep is overrated.
I'll catch up when I'm dead.
Which with how little I sleep will probably be soon.
Anyone notice a vast contradiction there?

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Fri 11/02/07 11:06 PM
Once upon a time, I was driving to Ludington with the love of my life (or so I thought). After 8 hours on the road we both fell asleep almost simultaneously. Fortunately, her lit cigarette found it's way to my inner thigh just before we ran headlong into a Mack truck.

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Fri 11/02/07 11:00 PM
Shoot the breeze.

Neither did I until a cigarette saved my life.
I figure I owe them one.

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Fri 11/02/07 10:55 PM
Please.

Anyone else craving a cigarette?

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Fri 11/02/07 10:49 PM
<---Got yelled at at work for looking like a neo-nazi when I shaved my head.

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Fri 11/02/07 10:11 PM
I don't get pissed because women have their guard up...right away. It's when two years have passed in the relationship and they still expect me to cheat on them with the first hot thing to look my way that it pisses me off.