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latex factory
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple." Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?" "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom." "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!" "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"  
Wow! so thats why they dont work for me! I must be the 4th guy in line to buy those things! |
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Dating map
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haha.. good one 2much4u
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Anybody find anyone?
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Yes!! Success story here. Deleting my profile 2nite! Best of luck in your search 
Congratulations! |
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Anybody find anyone?
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I have to give thanks to the striking writers who gave me all the bull$hit lines to use. royalty free? |
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Anybody find anyone?
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Many GREAT people here...in the process of seeing where this one possible is going right now. So potential is here for everyone I think! Good luck!! 
tell him the damn truth!!! 
Ouch! And I dont mean the razor blade! |
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Anybody find anyone?
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Very successful, I had to hire a Secretary to go thru all my emails, I have also found 3 wives. Ah! I was asking about mildly successful ones, but you seem to be getting real good at this! |
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Anybody find anyone?
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going out tomorrow night with someone who made initial contact with me here on JSH-- he is a single dad, has three kids teenagers, owns his own sucessful business, he makes me laugh on the telephone. anyway, we are going to a nice restraunt to eat my favorite...sushi, a place rated great for first dates, hmmmmmm. we will see how it goes. Niiiice! Good luck with that one! |
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Anybody find anyone?
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I just joined a few days ago.
Has anybody here actually had a mildly successful relationship that started here? Just wanted to know people's experiences so far. |
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Reality has Real Answers
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wow! Reality is harsh sometimes. I think she should learn some politeness!
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CRABS
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Haha.. Good one!
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a few years ago, i managed to light a cigarette in a microwave.
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