You say: "It's impossible"
Reality says: You're probably doing it wrong

You say: "I'm too tired"
Reality says: You have mono

You say: "Nobody really loves me"
Reality says: Because you don't love yourself

You say: "I can't go on"
Reality says: You're weak and pathetic

You say: "I can't figure things out"
Reality says: You're mentally deficient

You say: "I can't do it"
Reality says: You're weak, pathetic and ignorant

You say: "I'm not able"
Reality says: Then you shouldn't be doing it

You say: "It's not worth it"
Reality says: You're probably right

You say: "I can't forgive myself"
Reality says: You probably don't deserve it

You say: "I can't manage"
Reality says: You're weak and pathetic

You say: "I'm afraid"
Reality says: You're weak and pathetic

You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
Reality says: It's probably your fault

You say: "I'm not smart enough"
Reality says: You're probably right

You say: "I feel all alone"
Reality says: Because no one likes weak and pathetic people

If I know that is wrong, someone tell me why it is funny as heck!

wow! Reality is harsh sometimes. I think she should learn some politeness!

She???