LOL!

Actually, mbcasey...yes, i do. But I'm not posting that crap lol.

Don't we all? But what would they do without us?

I got my hair fixed from that bleaching crap and now it's blonde. Black to Blonde in 2 days. Buuut it's not as blonde as I'd like it yet.

I'd love to carry a(nother) conversation with you, Dave.

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.'

One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said, 'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms. The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?' The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

Kizzin...yea, those things are nice but...69? Oh yea

Awww. :) Cute, Dave.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.

Kid: Daddy, why don't you and mommy live together anymore?
Father: Mommy and daddy are different people now. We dont feel the same way we did when we got married.
Kid: Is it my fault?
Father: Oh, no! You're adopted.

ONLY TYPE ONE WORD FOR EACH ONE. (:

Here we go:

1. Beer: EW

2. McDonald’s: GREASE

3. Relationships: SUCK

4. Favorite color: RED

5. Power Rangers: KIDS

6. Weed: POINTLESS

7. Steroids: MEN

8. Cartoons: COOL

9. The President: ..YEAH

10. Tupperware: MICROWAVE

11. Florida: BEACH

12. Santa Claus: FATA55

13. Halloween: FUN

14. Alice in wonderland: RAIN

15. Grammar: SCHOOL

16: Myspace: FUN

17. Worst fear: SPIDERS!!!

18. Marriage: STINKS

19. Paris Hilton: LOL

20. Pat: RIOTS

21. Redheads: NOT4ME

22. Blondes: YES

23. Pass the: BOTTLE?

24. One night stands: NO

25. Donald Trump: RICH

26. Neverland: BOYS

27. Pixie Stix: MMM

28. Vanilla ice cream: EH

29. Hooters: TIGOLBITTIES

30. High school musical: GAY

31. Pajamas: COMFY

32. Woody: HARD

33. Wet Socks: GRODI

34. Driving: BORING

35. Love: SUCKS

I am a cuddler - True.
I am a morning person - False.
I am a perfectionist - False.
I am an only child - False.
I am Catholic - False. Christian...there IS a diff.
I am currently in my pajamas - True
I am currently single - Hmm....lemme think...True.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart - True.
I am okay at styling other people’s hair - True.
I am left handed - False.
I am addicted to my myspace - False.
I am very shy around the opposite gender AT FIRST - True.
I bite my nails - False.
I can be paranoid at times - True.
I currently regret something that I have said - True.
When I get mad I curse frequently - True.
I like someone - True.
I enjoy country music - True.
I enjoy jazz music - False.
I enjoy smoothies - True.
I enjoy talking on the phone - True.
I have a pet - True.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal - True.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person - TRUE.
I have all my grandparents - False.
I have at least one sibling - True.
I have been told that I am smart - True.
I get higher then C’s in school - True.
My GPA is higher then 2.5 - True.
I have broken a bone - False
I have Caller I.D. on my phone - True.
I have bathed/showered with someone - True. guy and girl..
I have changed a diaper - True.
I have changed a lot over the past year - True
I have done something illegal - Oh so true!
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair - True
I have had surgery - False
I have killed another person - WHAT! FALSE!
I have had my hair cut within the last week - False.
I have had the cops called on me - False.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t - Well, he kissed me. AFTER the night was over..found out he's MARRIED! Dog. So I guess this would be FALSE.

1. Do you sleep in your bra? are you kidding? I hardly sleep in anything!

2. Have you kissed any one on your friend list? Nope, but want to.

3. Are you happy with your looks? Somewhat. I'd like my hair to be more blonde.

4. Do you enjoy drama? No. Try to stay away from it.

5. Are you a girly girl? Sometimes.

6. Who was the last person you hugged? My daddy

7. Small or large purses? Large. Have to fit my brush, make-up, perfume, wallet, Motrin, ect in there

8. Are you short? Yes, I'm 5'2"

9. Do you like someone? Yes, I do

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? Depends on who it is

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes, it's gross.

12. Do you think you’re conceited? Nope.

13. Are you a *****? To some

13. Do you dress up on Halloween? Of course! Next year I plan to be a french maid.

14. Are you double jointed? Nope

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? IDK, probably someplace I passed out from um...

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Nope.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I'm sure there is

18. Do you call anybody by their last name? Nope

20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says- Girl Confessions? Quite a few

[x] I do wear make up
[x]I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous
[xxx] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.somtimez.. all the times
[x] I like classic rock.(some)
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] like rap.
[] i like techno.
[x] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football
[] I love Gothic guys
[] I love skater guys
[] like guys who BMX
[x] I love country guys.
[] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat
[x] I love guys that are just themselves!
[x] Guys are confusing!!!
[] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[] Can leave the house without makeup.
[x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
[x] My friends are the best.
[x] I want a tattoo. (another one, that is)
[] I don’t have a tattoo.
[x] I have a piercing.
[x] I’m insecure

LOL yeaaaaah $240. Amazing that I came out lookin liek crap for that price, isn't it? I'm happier with it now, so we'll see what happens.

Duffy...I'm 20.
Coco...blue, huh? Hate to say it but thats hot lol!

Welcome!

Thank goodness! It looked just a little better than sh!t this morning and I called the guy and made him fix it! So, basicaly, I got a $600 hair fix (from black to blonde) for $240. And today is my birthday. Today was better than I thought it would be. Sooo thanks everyone who has already wished me a hapy birthday. You guys are so sweet.

To you all -

Gypsy...yea, well, he was also supposed to dye it a golden blonde which is the lightest I could go. Welll IDK wtf he put on my hair at the end before washing it out but I was under the impression it was hair dye? IDK. All that nothing for $240. I'm pissed.

HILARIOUS!!!!