What is life ? life is what you make it < simple logic really !

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Girlfriend: "Am I pretty or ugly?"
Boyfriend: "You're both."
Girlfriend: "What do you mean?"
Boyfriend: "You're pretty ugly."
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"

Last one folks:
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

That's all folks take care now bye, bye then !!

Q# What do you get when you crossbed a shih tzu and bulldog ?

A# A BULLSH*T !

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop !