Two and a half men.

JOHN MELLENCAMP of course.

Song-- Troubled land --live version--better version that on the original cd.

tHATS A CLASSIC.

I have used that cd player one too. I really like music so that is a great way to see what kind of music they are into. Good call.

I just heard these. These are on the cruder side. Tell me what you think?

Your right leg's Christmas and your left leg's New Year's; I'd like to visit you between the holidays.

Would you like to play a game? Let's play Pearl Harbor. I'll be Hawaii and you can be Japan and blow the hell out of me!!

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? no, want to go upstairs and talk?

Cute. I like that one. Great comeback.
Anybody else?

Hey I was just chatting with a few of my friends and we got into the conversation of what people ask when they email you as in on these dating sites.
Besides the basis boring stuff like what is your favorite color and the such what was the most intriguing questions you have recieved from the opposite sex?
Here are a few i recieved:

What would be 3 things that your EX would say that they missed about you?

What are three things that you dislike the most in a person?

What was your favorite vacation? Where would you like to go on the next one?

What did you learn from your last relationship(if they answer the question it shows they are aware)

If our moms were setting us up on a blind date, what three things would your mom tell mine about you?

What have you guys encounted. Curious to see what other people are asking.

Here are just a few of what i have heard:


Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box that it came in?


Gesture for person to come over I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Would you like to go home for a pizza and a ****?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?

Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm not trying anything. I always put my hands there.

I'm not trying to pick you up...you're too heavy.

Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be