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Like age is a big secret here.

I wouldn't mine learning a few new things, that is if older women can teach me anything new.

How about a lesson in women not being crazy people? I would love to learn that lesson.

Damn if you were just a little younger and i was a little older, we'd have a blast.

Need more women that shoot from the hip and don't mess around. Props to you.

What if i'm naturally rough? I don't know how to not be rough i guess.

Not that i care much what people think, it would be nice to get some female perspective on my profile. Have at it people, do your worst.

When he walks away from you mad

[ Leave him alone ]



When he stare's at your mouth

[ You've got food hanging out, get out the napkin ]



When he pushes you or hit's you

[ LEAVE HIM MORON! ]



When he start's cursing at you

[ Listen to what he says and not what you think he means. We mean what we say damnit. ]




When he ignore's you

[ Leave him alone for a while. ]



When he pull's away

[ Grab his ass. ]



When you see him at his worst

[ Remind him of his best ]



When you see him start crying

[ He better be watching Old Yeller ]



When you see him walking

[ Sneak up and put your arm around him ]



When he's scared

[ There's bullets whizzing by his haid, duck. ]



When he lay's his head on your shoulder

[ He's tired let him sleep ]



When he tease's you

[ Tease him back and make him laugh ]



When he doesnt answer for a long time

[ He's busy doing something, lay off ]



When he look's at you with doubt

[ Do something unexpected. ]



When he say's that he like's you

[ He likes that you like him ]



When he grab's at your hands

[ Don't give up your hands so easily ]


When he looks at you in your eyes

[ He really likes you ]



When he misses you

[ He's horney ]



When you break his heart

[ DO NOT ASK TO BE FRIENDS, just go away ]



When he says its over

[ It means either A) You're not good in bed or B) You're to freaking needy. But most likely A. ]




- Stay on the phone with him unless theres to much dead air.



- When he's mad leave him alone.



- When he says he's ok, he's ok. Don't read anything into it.



- because 10 yrs later he'll remember you



- Call him maximum once a day, unless you're hanging out that day.



- Treat him like he's all that matters to you.



- Tease him and let him tease you back.



- Stay up all night with him.



- Watch his favorite movie with him or his favorite show even if you think its stupid.


- When he's bored and sad, hang out with him.



- Let him know she's important.



- When he runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"I'm leaving you crybaby."