I'm sorry... but even though I do not know you at all this was too good to not comment on...

My assessment of your facts:

fact number one;
If you don't date... what the hell are you doing on a site that promotes hooking up?
fact number two;
Even literate, educated people misspell when they type fast.
fact number three;
If most of what you type is a joke, that would mean these facts could all be considered a joke.
fact number four;
If you don't like to be hit on, why in the world would you come on a site like this in the first place.
fact number five;
I find these facts to be as random and pointless as the conversations you seek.
fact number six;
i'll slit your throat if you nudge me is a bit harsh and you better hope none of your nudgers get their throats slit.
fact number seven;
i'll slit your throat if you keep viewing my profile and don't write to me is also a bit harsh... see previous note.
fact number eight;
What's up with you? and What's good about this profile?
fact number nine;
What age are you looking for anyway? Kids? Grandpa?
tip number one;
I'm sure many did just that... 4 out of 5 of my personalities agree.. You are WACKED!