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Fri 03/25/11 07:21 PM
Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spicetongue2

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Fri 03/25/11 06:54 PM
"Being sick isn’t easy but I hope it makes it easier knowing that others are thinking of you and sending well wishes your way."

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Fri 03/25/11 06:37 PM

he told me if I did not stalk him he would cut off my toes with pliers
ill noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Fri 03/25/11 06:18 PM
Edited by Kernturner on Fri 03/25/11 06:35 PM
huh

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Fri 03/25/11 06:08 PM
should I go out tonight or hang out heresmitten

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Fri 03/25/11 06:06 PM
has been secretly stalking me

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Fri 03/25/11 06:00 PM
I shouldn't mention it here blushing :banana:

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Fri 03/25/11 05:46 PM
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!laugh

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Fri 03/25/11 05:32 PM
Is actually from the hit TV show ROSEANNE.

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Fri 03/25/11 05:30 PM
Should I keep drinkin drinker drinks drinks

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Fri 03/25/11 05:25 PM
lol thks i can get a silly sometimesglasses :laughing: waving

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Fri 03/25/11 05:23 PM
drinker blushing

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Fri 03/25/11 05:21 PM
A guy rushes into a bar, orders four Martinis straight up and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry."
"You would be too if you had what I have."
"What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked.
"Fifty cents."

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Fri 03/25/11 05:14 PM
Encourage others to be realistic about what it takes to make good lives for themselves in a troubled, flawed, and apparently contingent universe.

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Fri 03/25/11 05:05 PM

Assassins do it from behind....:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Ok nows the time to close the BAr LOL drinks offtopic

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Fri 03/25/11 05:00 PM
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? LOL!

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Fri 03/25/11 04:54 PM





Thats what I'm talkin about Yeaahhhh:banana:


that is NOT me BTWlaugh noway


Thats what they all say LOL drool biggrin :laughing:

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Fri 03/25/11 04:52 PM

I dont get it....

wrapping paper makes noise when moving aroundslaphead

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Fri 03/25/11 04:50 PM
ok one more for the road laugh
A dude walks into a bar in Detroit, in Michigan, and asks the barkeep, “What’s the fastest way to get to Dearborn?” “Are you walking or driving?” asks the barkeep. “Driving,” says the dude. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barkeep.

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Fri 03/25/11 04:47 PM
That's quite a bit of work when all you have to do is say you just became intimately acquainted with your "inner" self.