Community > Posts By > Kernturner
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How do you feel right now?
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Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
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Topic:
manOfewwords
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"Being sick isn’t easy but I hope it makes it easier knowing that others are thinking of you and sending well wishes your way."
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he told me if I did not stalk him he would cut off my toes with pliers |
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Edited by
Kernturner
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Fri 03/25/11 06:35 PM
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should I go out tonight or hang out here
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has been secretly stalking me
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I shouldn't mention it here
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When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
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Is actually from the hit TV show ROSEANNE.
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Should I keep drinkin
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lol thks i can get a silly sometimes
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Topic:
IT's Friday!!! SO WHOS GONNA
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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four Martinis straight up and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry."
"You would be too if you had what I have." "What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked. "Fifty cents." |
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Encourage others to be realistic about what it takes to make good lives for themselves in a troubled, flawed, and apparently contingent universe.
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IT's Friday!!! SO WHOS GONNA
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Assassins do it from behind.... Ok nows the time to close the BAr LOL |
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Topic:
Where do morals come from???
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? LOL!
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Topic:
IT's Friday!!! SO WHOS GONNA
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Thats what I'm talkin about Yeaahhhh that is NOT me BTW Thats what they all say LOL |
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Topic:
IT's Friday!!! SO WHOS GONNA
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I dont get it.... wrapping paper makes noise when moving around |
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Topic:
IT's Friday!!! SO WHOS GONNA
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ok one more for the road
A dude walks into a bar in Detroit, in Michigan, and asks the barkeep, “What’s the fastest way to get to Dearborn?” “Are you walking or driving?” asks the barkeep. “Driving,” says the dude. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barkeep. |
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No shows....WTF
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That's quite a bit of work when all you have to do is say you just became intimately acquainted with your "inner" self.
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