Community > Posts By > jimbo2222

 
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Sat 01/28/12 06:55 AM
Topic: rather rude
an 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor. he turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. the nurse asks "why no sperm sample?"....he says" sorry, i tried with my right hand , then with my left. then my wife tried with both hands. then her mouth, 1st with her teeth in, then with them out... then we got ethel from next door to try, but it was no good. we just can't get the bloody jar open"
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Sat 01/28/12 06:31 AM
Topic: bikes
now they are hot. keep 'em coming..
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Thu 01/26/12 08:00 AM
Topic: SEX AFTER DEATH
i wanna be a wabbit.:tongue:
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Thu 01/26/12 07:39 AM
Topic: bikes
they say you should try anything once tho'.
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Thu 01/26/12 04:33 AM
Topic: crackers
irish police today announced they had unearthed a mass grave of dead snowmen.....however, further tests revealed it was just a field of carrots explode
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Thu 01/26/12 04:13 AM
Topic: bikes
i like to ride fast bikes. what do you think girlsbigsmile
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Thu 01/26/12 03:13 AM
Topic: avon calling
as i answered the door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick, the avon lady asked, "hello sir, is your wife at home?" to which i replied "take a wild guess love"
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Thu 01/26/12 03:07 AM
Topic: off sick
phoned in sick today with vaginal issues....boss said, but you're a bloke....i replied, yes but you're a ....:banana: