Hey you asked. What did you expect us to say?

Umm, it don't really matter. But sometimes its nice to have a guy spice it up a little and wear a thong. That is if he is secure enough.

Does righty feel left out??

Ok, lets see if I can remember this joke correctly.

A wife was helping her husband set up his computer one night. Everything was going fine. When they got to the part where the computer prompted him to put in a password he typed in "P E N I S." The wife fell off the bed laughing when the computer responded "Insufficient length."

Next Wednesday is secretaries day. I was wondering if any of you had any neat ideas of what kind of things could be done for secretaries. We have been trying to think of something at work, but so far we haven't figured out any good ideas. Any ideas would be appreciated. Thanks.

It is disgusting. The poor animal. If you want to view it copy the code and post it as a bulletin on your myspace. You can view it there easily.

The parrot with no legs...............
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

Honesty, love and understanding.

Do you like it there??

Told a guy I loved him once and I didn't hear from him for 3 months. When he contacted me again, he said it was because he was not ready to be in love. Now he seems to want a relationship, or does he. He is so confusing to me.

tampons

Tootsie Roll

You should say a bit more about yourself. Such as likes and dislikes. The pics are all good. I like your tractor.

me 2, but who I want attention from is in bed sleeping and he is over 1700 miles away. So here I sit playing my computer.

I just got an IM from this one guy on here. First he asked if I had a bf. I told him I had a guy I was in love with. Next he asked if I thought about sex with him.

When I told him he had stepped out of line and that was an inapropriate question he got all huffy and said woman are all they same, they think men only think of one thing. Geez. If he didn't want me to think that, why did he go down that road in the first place? Is it just me or was he trying to "look" inoccent??

Yeah, sure did.