Cuz I wear shirts that say " Guns Dont Kill People, I Do!" and " Dont Piss Me OFF! Im Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies...."

Milfs were a hot topic in high school. I only remember a couple of guys that actually that had sex with milfs and none of them were looking for a long term relationship. It was strictly for the availability of guaranteed sex. Of course. a milf doesnt have to give up sex to actually make a connection. I view it as more of a forbidden fruit type of scenario where a younger inexperienced not so lucky with girls his age is served on platter as a mouth watering dish to a more mature experienced lover who may want to surround herself with a younger companion because she feels young or wants to feel young again. Its a win win situation for both who obviously just want sex. I only knew 1 cougar and she had a sex deviation looking for cubs at least 15 yrs younger and dated alot of 19 yr olds. She still gets calls from previous lovers but nothing more than a fling. Ive seen good looking women well advanced into years looking dynamite for their age, if they can get good looking younger guys who love them, all the power to them.

When you hear a girl say shes old fashioned, red flags should pop up. Sounds like she wants to be pampered, have the guy pay for everything, and doesn't want any intimacy for a long time possibly till marriage. Now this was fine in the old days but nowadays days, Ive seen guys fall for this line and end up going broke trying to please the woman of their "dreams." Once the money that supports the fun and fantasy runs out, thats when the girl takes the old fashion highway out too. If you really like this girl for whatever reason personality, looks, brains, or all the above, take her on dates like strolling around a lake, the park, walk on a hiking trail, casually walk around the docks, boardwalk on the beach, or anything really just not jumping onto a cruise to the bahamas, weekend getaway to a Bed n Breakfast, or other fantasy trip. You save those ideas for real girlfriends.

"You Son of a Motherless Goat!"
- The Three Amigos

"Who you gonna call?"
- Ghostbusters

"SLAVES! Are made in Such Ways!"
- Braveheart

::Girly Cough Cough::" I think I got the Black Lungs pop"
-Zoolander

"You filthy little Mudblood"
-Harry Potter

" I WANT THE TRUTH!" " You Cant Handle the Truth!"
- A Few Good Men

"You're gonna die Clown!"
- Happy Gilmore

"I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business"
- Wedding Singer

"I must Break you."
-Rocky IV

I’ve got my eye on you, Small-Below.
-Deuce Bigalo European Gigalo