"The 3 stages of sex in a marriage".



Stage 1: Is when the relationship, is fresh and new, and you are making love, everywhere...

on the table, on the chandelier, on the floor, on the bed, in the bathtub..ect...

Stage 2: Is when you have children, and you must confine your love making, to the bedroom, behind closed doors, quietly, and after the children, are asleep.

Stage 3: Is when you pass each other, in the hall, and you say, "f**k, you!",

and they reply, no, "f**k you!





And these are MY OWN, 3 stages of sex in a marriage.





"Luvs 3 Stages of sex in a Marriage".


Stage 1: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how lucky am I, to have such a wonderful, and handsome, and loving man, for my husband".

Stage 2: I used to watch him sleep, and think, "how could someone look so nice, and innocent asleep, and be such a jerk sometimes, when he is awake?

Stage 3: I used to watch him sleeep, and think, of how easy, it would be, to slit his throat, as he slept!



I knew then, it was time to leave!