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These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat. He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?" "Hell no!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!" The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton. A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat." And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush. The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talking! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!" |
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heyyyyyyyyy yous the punk that stole my girliefriend betsy the blow-up cow doo what ?????????? wtf!!!! wow lol better change her name i guess |
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MY BAIL IS..... $465
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I wonder if my blow-up sheep counts as a toy
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heyyyyyyyyy yous the punk that stole my girliefriend betsy the blow-up cow
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MY BAIL IS..... $465
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ummm is there a fine for multiple offenses ?
Masturbated -- $10 Im broke 485 |
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Only A Complete Idiot
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iiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm the man in the box
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this site sucks
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just like my job i send alot of messages and no response And your sister smokes cornsilk too |
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this site sucks
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 my fingers? you may have a mouth full of nail polish
can I eat your bogers 
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Only A Complete Idiot
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would look @ this post
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OMFG
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aint you whinin about the whiners though ?
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I use too love my w900 when I pulled flatbad, then I discovered condos
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this site sucks
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Yeah, look at me. Im too sexy for my box
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sniffs model glue
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this site sucks
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i know why you dont get responses its because you dont have a picture uploaded so we can see you i wouldnt respond ether because you dont have one people like talking to people with a face I beg to differ, I have no pic up here and plenty of people wrote me, but I have a twisted sense of humour too |
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this site sucks
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I can get you a date here @ the T/A gonna run you 30 or so, depending what your wants are
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this site sucks
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Well, hmmm I think I lost my panties around here. I AINT GOT NO PANTIES ON
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this site sucks
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THIS THREAD STARTER SUCKS
just like my dispatcher he wants shi* there today |
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she likes to smell her own farts, while belching & picking nose at same time
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hi ladies
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Can I chat with you good buddy ?
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nah, its actually one guy with a bunch of bots posting random stuff too make it look like theres a bunch of people on the site
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