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What IS it with Women!
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You shouldn't be so irresistible!  (Ladies, this guy is seriously awesome! Amazing sense of humor)
STACY! Haven't talked to you in DAYS! How's my favorite girl on the whole friggin' planet doin'? |
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What IS it with Women!
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You love them long time, Joe.... 
Thank you! |
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What IS it with Women!
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Well, I gotta say I never thought I'd see a guy complaining of too much sex! 
But I understand what you are saying. I think that maybe you might be choosing the wrong women. Most women, from what I've seen and read, are looking for substance and not a romp in the hay. So maybe you could be a little more selective in the women you choose?
It's not reverse psychology, it's sarcasm... I'm quite selective, and while I'm not sleepin' with a different girl every night, like I say so sarcastically, I'm not celibate either.
You know, maybe I should have read your profile before answering, then I would have seen the sarcasm. Oh well. I get it now, lol. It's ok, you're sweet and cute, so you're forgiven... 
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What IS it with Women!
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Well, I gotta say I never thought I'd see a guy complaining of too much sex!
But I understand what you are saying. I think that maybe you might be choosing the wrong women. Most women, from what I've seen and read, are looking for substance and not a romp in the hay. So maybe you could be a little more selective in the women you choose?
It's not reverse psychology, it's sarcasm... I'm quite selective, and while I'm not sleepin' with a different girl every night, like I say so sarcastically, I'm not celibate either.
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What IS it with Women!
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Worse reserve psychology I have ever seen but good attempt!  I give it a '6' out of '10'
WORST Spelling I have ever seen, but good attempt! I give your spelling and punctuation a '6' our of '10'! Teasin' ya! Spelling and grammar don't count here!
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What IS it with Women!
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ha,,you got the best "line" of em all  
Being an ex-bartender, I feel I'm qualified to say that,,,,   
All it takes is some "reverse psychology" hey? 
What? Reverse Psychology? NOOO!!! I really DO have this problem! Honest! I Swear!
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What IS it with Women!
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I SWEAR all you girlswant me for is no-strings romps in the hay! I'm SO sick of woman after woman just wanting to sleep with me! The Sex is fun and all, but every night of the week, it kinda gets old!
I want meaning, I want substance! sure it's fun to schedule Blond girls on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Dark haired girls on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays... and there's nothing like a couple of red-heads on the weekend! But all these girls just want to do is have sex sex sex! That's ALL they think about, I swear! Are there ANY girls out there that want Substance? Meaningful conversation? Or are all of you just looking for wrasslin' partners? |
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Tuscaloosa here... and Roll Tide Roll...
It'd be kinda rough bein' Auburn there, huh? Though I'm sure there are pockets of them... |
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ReCycled
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Jentyl won several replies back...
answer is 3 x<-- two cows behind this one x<-- in front of a cow and behind a cow x<-- two cows in front of this one |
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ReCycled
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4 and here is how 
 
are in front of
and are behind
uhhh nope... |
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ReCycled
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3... because we dont know if the two cows behind a cow are the same ones that are behind the cow that has two cows in front..... Ding Ding! Winner! x<-- two cows behind this one x<-- in front of a cow and behind a cow x<-- two cows in front of this one |
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ReCycled
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posted too quick
Jentyl got it |
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ReCycled
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nope nope nope...
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My daughter's favorite Joke
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it's funny on so many levels...
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ReCycled
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nope
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ReCycled
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Two cows in front of a cow
Two cows behind a cow How many cows? |
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My daughter's favorite Joke
Edited by
JoeKur
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Wed 08/13/08 07:58 PM
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So two muffins are in the oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Crap it's hot in here" The other muffin turns to the first one and says, "Oh My God! A Talking Muffin!"
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NEW CONTEST
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i am gonna drive to you house in the middle of the night an PIE you!!!!! Now THAT sounds like fun! |
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NEW CONTEST
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OK... Ready? Wait for it..... Wait for it..... Wait for it..... Wait for it..... Wait for it..... Wait for it..... Wait for it..... It's a Piece of Pi! Get it? You can Eat it! It's only a few digits, so it's a Piece... I crack myself up....
EXTREMELY cute, actually - but thanks the same... |
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NEW CONTEST
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the sku # of a pie THAT's closer. But I already posted the answer... it was BAD! |
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