Right on!
Anything would be better than "W" but Hillary will be the best. I'm voting (and supporting) her because of Bill ! ! ! ! !

bake

Mice

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Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.


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Like almost everything else, cold is relative.

60 - Brazilians and Saudis put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50 - Miami and Costarricense residents turn on the heat

45 - New England natives go to outdoor concerts

40 - You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming

35 - Italian cars don’t start

32- Water freezes
Beer goes down easy

30 - You start planning your vacation to Costa Rica

25 - Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming

20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacations further South (Hopefully, not Costa Rica)

15 - French cars don’t start
Pets and small children insist on sleeping in your bed with you

10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going

5 - American cars don’t start

0 -Russians put on T-shirts

-10 German cars don’t start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist

-20 Pets insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don’t start

-25 Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
Football players put on long sleeves

-30 You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don’t start

-40 Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Russians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50 Congressional hot air freezes
Russians close the bathroom window

-80 Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Patriots Fans order hot cocoa at the game

-90 Politicians put their hands in their own pockets

That was absolutely fantastico!