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Thu 09/11/08 07:00 PM

They eat savoury snacks and smoke a lot of cigarettes..


Well played smokin

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Thu 09/11/08 06:48 PM





You look great big boy!


You have got to be the ugliest woman I've ever seen!


You heartless pig!


Come on now lady... I can't be the first person to ever say something like that to you. Steroids do some damage but Jesus H that ugly stick loves you spock


Well most people would concentrate on my charismatic personality and charm and overlook the fact that i have a big beard and an 8 inch clitoris.


What do they do when they come down off the ecstasy?

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Thu 09/11/08 06:33 PM



You look great big boy!


You have got to be the ugliest woman I've ever seen!


You heartless pig!


Come on now lady... I can't be the first person to ever say something like that to you. Steroids do some damage but Jesus H that ugly stick loves you spock

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Thu 09/11/08 06:20 PM

You look great big boy!


You have got to be the ugliest woman I've ever seen!

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Thu 09/11/08 06:16 PM
I'm really only looking for women on this one seeing as I'm not gay. Thanks in advance waving

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Wed 07/16/08 02:38 PM

Lol, not that kinda wow, goofball. Its a shame insecure ppl take comfort in tearing ppl down to try n build themselves up


I think you meant to say it's a shame that insecure people like to put others down to direct attention away from their own faults. It allows them to feel better about themselves at the expense of others; although it's a rather rude way to go about it.

Anyway, the heavy sarcasm which inspired this post may have been forgotten by some; even though I distinctly wrote it out in the first post of this forum topic... laid it on relatively thick... and ultimately found a few new faces I'd rather avoid in the midst of meeting many more with a healthy sense of humor and a good understanding of sarcastic text.

You just about floored me with your post! I'm kind of glad you took what I said about your 'wow' post literally but at the same time it opened my eyes to a level of naivety last displayed to me by my 4 year old cousin.. I think.. I will leave it at that.. Have a nice day beautiful. frustrated

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Tue 07/15/08 07:50 PM

...no one knows who the girl in the pic with you is and im sure shes a friend or your sister but when women look at it they dont know that and to some its a turn off..


Exactly! I'm looking for the girls who ask questions when they observe something. Anyone who would dismiss me because of something they saw yet never bothered to ask about if they were concerned might... err... do that during a relationship :wink:

Communication is key, assumptions build walls and I'm not looking for someone who jumps to any conclusions without having good reason. What if I hug one of my friends that's a girl? Good God, a fight maybe, lol. No thank you. I admire understanding more than irrationality if that helps.

Do people really put up pictures of themselves with their ex-girlfriends on here? Truly amazing biggrin

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Tue 07/15/08 06:20 PM

Wow.


See bird... told you girls like WoW. laugh


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Tue 07/15/08 06:16 PM

Now you are showing your immaturity to others. Everyone else can now read the type of person your words demonstrate you to be. Think about pulling out those religious books and doing some soul-searching because you are not a very attractive person.


I'm not attractive to you (thank God!) but it's really just your perspective. Considering I offended you by telling you I was not lying in my profile and would not start to attract someone probably made you boil inside; considering your profile portrays you as someone who found what they consider contentment through the self-help advice of others. My immaturity is relative, and your perspective skews the scales. I don't consider you an attractive person either. You told me to change who I am in writing to what?.. lure someone? If only I was ever that desperate I might have thought of that before but it was, in fact, insulting. Your age does not equal wisdom however; only a lack of understanding towards those you consider outsiders. You may know more about many subjects, but I also know more than you about different subjects. Since you are almost as old as my parents you have just proven that, as of this moment in time, you would like to assume you would be more intelligent (or in your case manipulative) than I. I'm glad you have an opinion you can state at least. The other man who criticized me had barely a word to say; typical of those who are insecure of their own opinion. So thank you.


BTW, I was joking about any type of job. I did the same thing 10 years ago. It was then known as "Computer Operator". That's why I commented on it earlier because it was so amusing. I congratulate you on puffing up the title and making it sound like you are so important. You are overworked, underpaid, stressed out, on call 24-hours a day, and you have no where to advance in the company.


If over six figures at 35-45 hours a week is what you had then why did you think it was so horrible? If the analysis, development and implementation of information systems is not your thing then I'm happy you found your slice of 'work heaven'. I love my job :-) If I weren't important there then I'd go somewhere I were, but you apparently haven't a clue what I do. Recently I initiated the consolidation, through virtualization, of over 180 servers for 12 businesses in my area. I've never been on call so I don't know what that's like; I'm sorry you had to put up with garbage like that.


Good luck in getting a girl to put up with the person you believe yourself to be.


Same to you laugh

Hopefully you find someone before your naivety makes you a life long single. I'd feel bad for you if you hadn't figured out everything life has to offer already.

Congratulations! You win at life! You may now stop considering differing opinions and know that you know everything. :banana:

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Tue 07/15/08 05:43 PM

I still think you look like you are STONED.smokin

And as far as your political statements, get rid of them. Shows you have the "bumper sticker" approach to complex issues.

JMO - Take it or leave it.


I told you I was stoned. I'd hope you still think it once confirmed :-)

Politics, however, is an issue we all have objective opinions of. Do you agree with all decisions a politician makes? Do you even vote? Or is it not worth speaking your opinion on important issues such as war where motives are often overlooked while vindictiveness grasps whomever was hurt first? If you noticed each statement was not political but philosophical. Easy to see you have anger towards those who ask questions regarding humanity and our purpose/responsibility towards others on this earth. It is not to kill or destroy over misunderstood ways of life or misconstrued intentions. Think about it please. Here is another one for your time though:

"Left or right, Christian or Muslim, those convinced they're doing violence in service of a higher power and against an irretrievably inhuman enemy are the most dangerous creatures of all."

Quotes are remembered/recorded and used because they hold a valuable meaning (save arbitrary b.s. like 'my kid beat up your honor student') to many and get to a point without having to read a book. My issues with the sacredness of life (even those lives we are at war with) are something I'd hope a potential partner would at least understand, if not agree with. Is that unreasonable? Your discussion is nothing short of a bumper sticker itself. "Take it or leave it"? "JMO"?

Hypocritical, sure, but hardly statements with any more merit than what you claim I presented.

It is your opinion; as are my philosophical viewpoints.

Do you drink alcohol? Do you get off on making ignorant remarks like 'you look like you are stoned'? Well, you look like you are drunk my friend. Wait! You're holding a beer even! Reality shows its head at the perfect time; sadly it's your own ignorance which keeps you from explaining yourself while assuming you even approach complex issues.

waving

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Tue 07/15/08 02:53 PM

I ask the women out there. Can you imagine him coming home and giving you this every night? Not only did he feel the need to post here but he sends me an unedited PM saying the same thing! laugh laugh laugh

If you only wanted people to admire you and your "fine" profile then why post it here? Now you have just shown people the inner you. Best of luck in finding that special someone. No really! laugh


I only give it to those who look like birds.. and why the hell would you reply to my PM with an offer for oral? I'm straight dude. The picture thing started to freak me out, now I'm just wondering why you get off on offering yourself to other men... strange world bigsmile

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Tue 07/15/08 02:35 PM

I only rate if I'm paid. I accept all major credit cards, but prefer paypal. However, I'll make an exception if you have moobs.

Because I love M(.)(.)bs love


Hell yeah I have moobs! Wanna touch em?

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Tue 07/15/08 02:35 PM
Edited by BurntCPU on Tue 07/15/08 03:25 PM


I didn't sense that at all. I thought DD was trying to be helpful. I am a little confused that you asked to be rated, then YOU "berated" one who fulfilled your request.huh

Anyway, best of luck to you!flowerforyou


And best of luck to you my dear. Berated and debated, it turns out, can be interchanged! I asked for a rating; not 'how to alter the truth of my personality through speaking like the self-help guy'. I thought he was talking about little things - semantics, directness, my choice of words explaining what I know better than he. Either way, to each their own. Way to judge... unfortunately I could have sworn the forum was termed 'rate'. My bad.

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Tue 07/15/08 02:00 PM
Edited by BurntCPU on Tue 07/15/08 02:02 PM
Anyone else reading this forum post sense jealousy among the men folk? laugh

Thank God I'm straight! Apparently men don't find my profile up to par... haha

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Tue 07/15/08 01:44 PM
Edited by BurntCPU on Tue 07/15/08 01:48 PM

First off you guys hiring? I'm a nerd out of a job.

K here goes....Get rid of "computers are my life. Not to say they don't have to compete with a bit of Trance."


Stating my interests detracts people? Hmm, I thought they got the point of primary interest since this is a dating site, lol.


A woman wants to be your life so that is not going to impress. Don't call it Trance, call it House or Electronic. I love Trance too but people freak on that word now. Girls have laughed at me when I said it to them.


I don't play House, a little Electro... and Electronic is a genre for which trance, house, techno are sub-genres.


Do not mention WoW, you will lose a lot of women saying that. Girls like nerds but not guys who play games for hours at a time.


My last 2 girlfriends liked it, one played with me! Jesus are you that bigoted for real?



You don't have to mention this. Say you are into studying philosophy. Now that is interesting. If you are not into phil. then drop it altogether from the profile.
"Religion is another interest I spend a lot of time with. I'm agnostic, but it's fun to see why people believe in all sorts of different things without having proof."


I am a philosopher. I speak with religious leaders of all variations on a daily basis. It occupies my mind :-)


Oh and about traveling around the world. Get rid of Mexico. That is plain jane.


Guess you haven't been to Mexico besides Cancun and puerto vallarta eh? Scuba in Cozumel and you will find something you like. Trust me!


You don't put up with what? You just lost me imagine what the girls reading it are thinking. Get rid of it. Say you are a man "searching for a one person to spend time with in life." See that way you aren't committing them to anything too heavy.


hahaha, put up with backup romances in case the main one fails... I go from one person to the next without pre-emptive planning... if that makes any more sense to you.


Delete this too:
No offense to the more free love folk out there but it's just a lifestyle choice of mine. Being optimistic doesn't hurt either, I love the world around me.

Instead say you are optimistic and happy with life and want someone you meet to feel the same way. Your words are just not chosen very well. It sounds like you are playing WoW and giving precise attack orders to someone.


Sounds like you have preconceived notions regarding those who speak their mind and are direct. Been playing the child side of your ego much? :-)


I look forward to hearing about that high paying job.


Who are you and why would I inform you of a new job?


Oh and as far as the pics. If it is you and another woman get rid of it. Older, younger it doesn't matter. You are a handsome person. Take more pics of yourself in an outdoor setting. If you were to hire me I would throw in a free modeling session with me as the photographer. ;)


That is my mother who I love, why the hell would I put pictures of ex-girlfriends on my profile? haha

I'd actually prefer never seeing you in person, especially if it involves you taking pictures of me. Strange... and a bit scary.

Thanks for the advice though! But I won't lie. Is that how you meet women?

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Mon 07/14/08 03:18 PM
XP, Vista & many linux distro's are easy to set up together... even osx if you feel so inclined.

Easiest way is to have everything attached from the get go...

All hard drives, if you are not partitioning one.
All DVD/CD, etc.

Example: Space 1 = first hard drive or partition (XP)
Space 2 = second hard drive or partition (Vista)
Space 3 = third hard drive or partition (Linux)

Start by installing xp on space 1. Then, install Vista on space 2. At this point, vista bootloader will recognize the xp install and add it as an option when booting.

Then install any version of linux in space 3, grub bootloader preferred. This will change the first bootloader to grub which will give you the option of booting linux OR Windows. If you pick windows it will load the vista bootloader which lets you select xp or vista. Easy!

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Mon 07/14/08 02:40 PM
Use linux...

Unless you play directx 10 games you can do everything and more than windows anyway... and it's free... and help is free... and you can do whatever you wish with the OS/Apps... linux, linux, linux.

Ubuntu if you haven't tried before, you will be impressed

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Mon 07/14/08 01:29 PM

-<(What the hell else do I say for something such as 'rate my profile' through a forum, haha... heavy sarcasm)>-


before someone else mentions fishing for compliments... I'd imagine that's what the whole 'rate my profile' section is about.. which is why it's entertaining -> you see?

Fun talking to so many people so quickly though, lol. Keep them coming, just understand the first two paragraphs were a play on the forum name.....

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Mon 07/14/08 12:15 PM
..and nothing speaks the truth so much as the simplicity of a statement staring you in the face! ;-)

How's this: "Why do we kill people who are killing people just to show that killing people is wrong?"

Makes sense eh?

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Mon 07/14/08 11:49 AM
3rd line in the topic is a charm ;-)

But no, I'm not that insecure, seemed like an interesting idea though!

:-) <|> (-:

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