Hello, Jackie Kelly here, local bartender and outdoor enthusiast. Is being alone lately driving you crazy? Looking for someone to spend those chilly fall nights with? Are you constantly clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! ME! Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable woman for you…. Do you have a job? Do you not live with your parents and have a car? That does matter! Cause I simply can't support you guys! So come meet me, Jackie, and you'll be smitten! Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww!