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Do what i do , just grab your weiner and smile   
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i love all my ladies
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on here that loves my sence of humor and if you all were here , id let my weiner give you a big kiss  which weiner?????? 
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Just...
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I'm getting my muscles back.  wanna go out???
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If you respect someone...
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would admitting to bad things about their past, change your level of respect for them now? hell no, it takes a lot for someone to admit what they have done in the past, it makes them who they are now. |
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Do you
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I Trained My Dog to Clean up after Me and My Parrot to Imitate Barn Yard Tom Foolery my parrot sings old macdonald..... and answers when you call for the kids "WHAT!!" A Friend of mines Parrot Likes to Yell Help....Can You Guess How well that went over the first time? oh my we had a bird that yelled help, it was because when we were kids I was mean to my brother and the bird learned to yell help me Im telling mom!!! that one got me busted for sure!! |
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Do you
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be careful, next thing you know there using your credit cards to order online doggie porn and chewy toys.. and forging your signature on detention slips... oh wait thats the kids, the dogs, they are bad, drink all the beer, use my credit cards...
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Do you
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I Trained My Dog to Clean up after Me and My Parrot to Imitate Barn Yard Tom Foolery my parrot sings old macdonald..... and answers when you call for the kids "WHAT!!" |
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Do you
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the only pet i have is my internet mouse...
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Do you
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my dog mike says hi how are you and he can get me more beer, but I havent figured out how to keep him from drinking it before he brings it back to the living room.. darn dog...
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Just...
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I think you look good to begin with. could you really afford to loose the 40 lbs????
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well just receieved
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I used to get those lovey squishy texts from my ex's gf that say oh I love the woman reading this.. bla bla bla, yea I want those messages from my replacement!!!
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can anyone
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Bras are uplifting yep keeps mine in your face!!! 
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i just busted my nuts
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that's the best you can do? maybe its cause you busted your nuts? |
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what
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A picture worth a thousand words
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i just busted my nuts
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open, and now im eating them. walnuts anyone THANKS BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR NUTS... opps I mean I dont really like those kind of nuts... i have almonds to Ohhh I love almonds!! yes I want your nuts... |
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what
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dont eat yellow snow... its not really lemon flavored...
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i just busted my nuts
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open, and now im eating them. walnuts anyone THANKS BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR NUTS... opps I mean I dont really like those kind of nuts... |
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i believe
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AND TAMPER EVIDENT SEALS... ALSO A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE....
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New Hell Managment
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I would say no thanks, I already have that job... I get paid weekly... very WEAKLY!!!!!
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Will you
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be my friend? [X] Yes!!! [_] No   |
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