Taking application now

dont waste your time........the job is mine!

I want to apply for Official Spell Checker of Hell.

First correction: Management

You got the Job deluxe


but there isnt any pay

I would say no thanks, I already have that job... I get paid weekly... very WEAKLY!!!!!

i met the devil himself once......he was grave robbing down the street near where i live. i says "hey" what the frick ya doing! he told me he needed more fuel for his fire in his basement. so i grabbed him threw him over a fresh grave....and banged him in the ass! he aint been back since! so i figure,when i get there.....im taking over and giving it a new look! no more fire....cant stand that...to hot. maybe i will turn it into sort of a half way house to heaven or something? you know.....lots of banging and orgies and stuff?! everyone forgiving everyone! but it most definitely will be under "new" management dude!

I look foward to seeing that


We will meet there soon then

absolutely.....you have to go through hell.....to get to heaven!

I think I still have a few years with me