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Mon 07/01/13 05:33 AM
Another day like yesterday, breeze was cold when you got out of the pool. Sorry for all in the southwest & all that record heat. Lots of water & stay safe.

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Sun 06/30/13 05:04 AM

Sounds good oldsage, especially since it is supposed to be 106 today. Time to stay in the a/c!



Good morning everyone!!


Come up &enjoy the midwest, 80's all week.

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Fri 06/28/13 01:11 PM

I know! We'll embroider a poodle on the towel! laugh

I have sewing materials and I'm not afraid to use them. <cue evil laughter> pitchfork


Need to ship ALL of that to me.

shocked scared surprised winking

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Fri 06/28/13 11:10 AM



INNOCENT...ANGEL YOU ARE NOTpitchfork :laughing: slaphead

WEll I might have a horn or two sticking out of my halolaugh laugh laugh


I thought those were to hold it in place?

Well, that's what I use mine for. Can't have that halo falling off and getting lost... those things are freakin' EXPENSIVE on the black market, y'know? bigsmile


I keep a good supply, seems I REGROW them CONSTANTLY.
I just don't share them easy.
surprised surprised scared slaphead scared

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Fri 06/28/13 11:07 AM





So far I am bid $3.00, bottle of Jack (what size), a lot of smiles (value indeterminable)... what else ??

How about a BIG PINK TOWEL. Don't want to spend money on a skirt.

:tongue: blushing rofl rofl

Cheap guy that I am.slaphead :thumbsup: offtopic



"BIG" PINK towel, I don't do little things.

Big people (men or women) should not wear little things.

I was willing to go for the bath towel, But Via wanted the hand towel .
I would never suggest such a thing ...not me ...no way .:angel: happy


INNOCENT...ANGEL YOU ARE NOTpitchfork :laughing: slaphead

WEll I might have a horn or two sticking out of my halolaugh laugh laugh


NOT TOUCHING that remark, with a 10' pole. NO WAY.
noway noway slaphead :thumbsup:

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Fri 06/28/13 04:40 AM
BEAUTIFUL day here & entire next week, temp. supposed to stay in the 80's & no rain. Really enjoy windows open, LOTS of freash air.
:banana: :banana: :thumbsup: waving

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Fri 06/28/13 04:17 AM



So far I am bid $3.00, bottle of Jack (what size), a lot of smiles (value indeterminable)... what else ??

How about a BIG PINK TOWEL. Don't want to spend money on a skirt.

:tongue: blushing rofl rofl

Cheap guy that I am.slaphead :thumbsup: offtopic



"BIG" PINK towel, I don't do little things.

Big people (men or women) should not wear little things.

I was willing to go for the bath towel, But Via wanted the hand towel .
I would never suggest such a thing ...not me ...no way .:angel: happy


INNOCENT...ANGEL YOU ARE NOTpitchfork :laughing: slaphead

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Thu 06/27/13 06:11 PM

So far I am bid $3.00, bottle of Jack (what size), a lot of smiles (value indeterminable)... what else ??

How about a BIG PINK TOWEL. Don't want to spend money on a skirt.

:tongue: blushing rofl rofl

Cheap guy that I am.slaphead :thumbsup: offtopic



"BIG" PINK towel, I don't do little things.

Big people (men or women) should not wear little things.

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Thu 06/27/13 06:45 AM


I've had to much coffee everyone at the shop are about to run me off :wink: I'm talking to much go figure :wink:


You have to teach me to make a smoothie I bought a blender and it is still sitting there :wink:


I cannot imagine you talking too much..whoa


For her lack of talking could kill her.
frustrated frustrated slaphead

Did I say that, SO SORRY.
scared scared tongue2 waving

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Thu 06/27/13 06:42 AM
Edited by oldsage on Thu 06/27/13 06:42 AM
So far I am bid $3.00, bottle of Jack (what size), a lot of smiles (value indeterminable)... what else ??

How about a BIG PINK TOWEL. Don't want to spend money on a skirt.

:tongue: blushing rofl rofl

Cheap guy that I am.slaphead :thumbsup: offtopic

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Wed 06/26/13 01:03 PM

OK, so I had to read a few pages back to catch upwinking Very happy to see that Carold is back to work from that bad accident. I hope things are mending well, although It'll be a while yet for you flowerforyou Sorry about the flooding in Alberta. I've seen it on the news here in New England. They showed the house, well basically the very top and roof portion) going down river to the bridge and then crashing into and under it frown I hope the people who owned that got out OK what Oh, nobody mentioned this... will Sage's pink skirt have a poodle on it? I might pitch in to help pay for that pic bigsmile Ese real men can wear pink, you've shown us that. But I'm still on the fence when they wear a pink bra on their head laugh Now does anyone have some coffee in here? drinker Sorry about all the reading here, but I did have to play catch up slaphead


So far NO DOLLAR amounts have been offered.

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Sun 06/23/13 07:27 AM







Hi Jayne
see you had no problem getting speed up with my broom.
Don just didn't want to admit he wouldn't fly around in a pink broom lol


Yes Parts of Alberta are in really bad shape right now.
Even some farmers fields here were flooded out.


why do you think I wore my PINK shirt?
rofl rofl :thumbsup:

Wow...for a minute I thought you said your pink skirt. I would have paid to see thatbigsmile laugh


Be CAREFUL, for enough money, I CAN BE RENTED.

Pink skirt sure, even allow pics; FOR ENOUGH MONEY.
pitchfork bigsmile bigsmile rofl :thumbsup: tongue2

Ok...I will have my credit card ready.



Sorry CASH only, wired to my account before pics published.


Sure, just give me your account no# and passwordbigsmile

Ps make you sure you shave your legs before you put on the skirt


How HIGH??rofl rofl shocked

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Sun 06/23/13 07:23 AM
The total package is what is important for me.

A person can be thick or thin, as long as they are happy in their own skin.

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Sun 06/23/13 07:19 AM
I TOTALLY AGREE with this, learned it years ago & it HELPED TREMENDOUSLY.

Simple example; BREATHING. WE can CHOSE to NOT BREATH (hold our breath), till we pass out. Then our bodies natural desire to live will start us breathing. SO for me, IF I could do that, I could learn to control my temper. No need for me to get so angry. Learned to express my frustrations; that came out as anger; sooner & in a better way.

ALL OF LIFE IS A CHOICE & WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR CHOICES.

Another way to look at it.

INTENTIONS = RESULTS. IF YOU REALLY INTEND ; YOU WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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Sat 06/22/13 06:20 PM





Hi Jayne
see you had no problem getting speed up with my broom.
Don just didn't want to admit he wouldn't fly around in a pink broom lol


Yes Parts of Alberta are in really bad shape right now.
Even some farmers fields here were flooded out.


why do you think I wore my PINK shirt?
rofl rofl :thumbsup:

Wow...for a minute I thought you said your pink skirt. I would have paid to see thatbigsmile laugh


Be CAREFUL, for enough money, I CAN BE RENTED.

Pink skirt sure, even allow pics; FOR ENOUGH MONEY.
pitchfork bigsmile bigsmile rofl :thumbsup: tongue2

Ok...I will have my credit card ready.



Sorry CASH only, wired to my account before pics published.

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Sat 06/22/13 12:25 PM



Hi Jayne
see you had no problem getting speed up with my broom.
Don just didn't want to admit he wouldn't fly around in a pink broom lol


Yes Parts of Alberta are in really bad shape right now.
Even some farmers fields here were flooded out.


why do you think I wore my PINK shirt?
rofl rofl :thumbsup:

Wow...for a minute I thought you said your pink skirt. I would have paid to see thatbigsmile laugh


Be CAREFUL, for enough money, I CAN BE RENTED.

Pink skirt sure, even allow pics; FOR ENOUGH MONEY.
pitchfork bigsmile bigsmile rofl :thumbsup: tongue2

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Sat 06/22/13 05:55 AM

Hi Jayne
see you had no problem getting speed up with my broom.
Don just didn't want to admit he wouldn't fly around in a pink broom lol


Yes Parts of Alberta are in really bad shape right now.
Even some farmers fields here were flooded out.


why do you think I wore my PINK shirt?
rofl rofl :thumbsup:

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Fri 06/21/13 07:11 AM
No cape or hat.

I turned back, decided it was safer. Returning the broom, doesn't fit me.

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Thu 06/20/13 06:41 PM


I was coming home from Lubbock this evening..either Don or Betts tried top blow me off the road !! Hell of a dust storm and the winds???? 80 mph..I'd say Betts broom is super sonic!!laugh

Yikes viv..you ok?

I GUESS Don is on his way lol


Battleing a head wind, "super-sonic" NOT, had a duck pass me. I can walk faster Betts. Can I have a KISS with this screwing??
frustrated frustrated slaphead tongue2 waving

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Thu 06/20/13 02:29 PM



Hey Bettswaving

I guess I am..still tired, and unfocusedlaugh


Viv tired & unfocused??

Where is the Jack & my jet??

DANG, heck of a time for it to be getting a maintance ck.
Grounded for a week.

tears grumble rant

rofl rofl waving waving

laugh laugh laugh Would you like me to lend you my broom?pitchfork


Never operated one of those, what is flying speed?

Got saftey belts & auto pilot, long flight & I might want a nap.
Got to have plenty of energy when I get there.

pitchfork pitchfork bigsmile drool winking