i am happy

tease, then pleeze, then shoot the breeze

6- and they all just wanted sex, i want a meaningful relationship

Yes

Are you happy with the education you have recieved ( i mean like are you happy with the education you received in high school, college)

prefer to stay awake at night, actually have troubles sleeping at night

scary --love the **** out of scary movies--

neclace or watch

The Riches A.K.A. The PENISES

not enough

being paid 6.50 an hour

i am originally from the bootheel of missouri, would that be classified as north or south?

I want to post my own discussion, how do i do that?

reserved

zero

how much did you drink friday night

this is funny to me, let me know what you think:



A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting
nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took
a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found
the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to
as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of
him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his
donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he
said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat
me".

12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not:
Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at
St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's

bottom....

with a partner or solo

I am located by Stateline and 120th, anyone wanna hang out, maybe do somethin....

ummmmmmmm = hesitation

way true

do you think I am cute

soulmate = HAPPINESS

false

like big cocks

No i haven't haerd of Mashup, but I checked out your music box, and it was awesome.