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Sat 01/15/11 02:29 PM
only football plays

do you like football?

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Sat 01/15/11 02:28 PM
mary poppins between my legs?

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Fri 01/14/11 03:49 PM
not yet

ever met a world leader?;p

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Fri 01/14/11 03:29 PM
i think that there are some very cool people on heresmokin

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Fri 01/14/11 03:26 PM
wesley pipes between my legs

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Fri 01/14/11 03:26 PM
i think next time i drink i will avoid all technology.

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Fri 01/14/11 03:24 PM
here to win it

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Fri 01/14/11 03:23 PM
no i cant cook to good anymore

can you cook sum good food?

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Fri 01/14/11 03:21 PM
10 grrr

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Fri 01/14/11 03:19 PM





Southern California Beach Babes.
id wear that to bed anytimelove

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Fri 01/14/11 03:16 PM
7

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Fri 01/14/11 03:13 PM
DANG. sorry everyone i get mean when i drink dark liqour. my bad, sticking to beer for awhile.frustrated

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Fri 01/14/11 12:56 AM


'bout to smoke a blunt of some afghan goo
i love cali


Never heard of afghan goo dawg.............smokin
ive heard of afghan kush, but not the goo. i was always a kind bud fan

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Fri 01/14/11 12:48 AM
im in

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Fri 01/14/11 12:39 AM

wat do you wanna post?
no idea man. but all i know is both are names start with royal

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Fri 01/14/11 12:30 AM
if so get to posting.lol

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Fri 01/14/11 12:25 AM

But we can still grow old happily together
just me and you:)

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Fri 01/14/11 12:19 AM


Venny Hamburgers!drool

Bambi on a bun!:banana:

drool OH GOD YES!drool
hahaha you tell em cant beat a bit of bambi
heck i was the one that got bambis mom.lol. be honest who cried when that happened???lol

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Fri 01/14/11 12:12 AM



Ladies... tonight you are in for a special treat.

If you want to get to know a successful man, look no farther.

It is my privilege and duty, to announce with a voice shaking with the weight of the momentum of this momentous moment, that today I put on my pants. Not backwards. On the first attempt.

This almost blew me away. Success at its best.

Of course, the zip thing was still a struggle... especially with that fleshy thing that kept getting stuck in the teeth... I thought that it was my girlfriend tricking me, at first, but she was in the washroom, trying to stuff her uterus back into her body, she's 81 and her U is prolapsed.
huh?


oops... I goofed. I thought no minors were in this room.

Young man, you need to learn a few facts of life.

1. Men find around 50 hard to pee. It's their prostate that gets enlarged, and which stops them from letting the flow out freely. The prostate is normally a size of a walnut. My urulogist says mine right now is the size of a grape fruit, and still growing.

2. Women release an egg that gets fertilized to make a baby, at a rate of once a month, give or take. When they stop this process, around fifty again, and which stopping is not sudden or abrupt, but can be a process of several years, then they go through a hormonal life change. Too many experienced changes occur, so I won't go into them, a woman can tell you better.

3. About twenty-thirty years after menopause is over, the woman goes again through a lot of change, as well as men. Incontinence starts, first urinal, then fecal. People lose their minds, due to strokes, mini-strokes, or old age dementia, due to arterial sclerosis of the brain or else due to Alzheimer's. These are degenerative brain diseases.

You remember how your grandmother is always smelling of piss or ****? it's because she can't control it like she used to be able to, and her senses get dulled, so she doesn't have an automatic feed-back mechanism to tell her she just wet herself.

Old age is ugly; the more you live, the uglier it gets; and there is no u-turn in this road to annihilation.

When I was 28, I knew that, not that thoroughly, but still, I knew that age is going to catch up with people. Since I was crazy, I thought that I should aclimatize myself to having an old lover, since it doesn't matter whom I marry, she's going to grow old, unavoidably. So started to date 50+ and 50++ year olds, and then I got stuck in that groove. Now I date women in their seventies eighties, because now they are 20-30 years older than I.

This is straight for sex, you understand; they are not much as conversation partners any more after about 74.

But they become more loving, and I have a gf who is now 81, and she's a real sweetheart, a loving, golden-hearted woman, who appreciates me, too, because with her I can't be cruel or mean, like I am often on these websites.
first off all im not a minor. anyone that is serving this great country is not a minor regardless of age. and there was nothing you said that i didnt know, and im sure i could point out alot that you described that was wrong.lol

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Thu 01/13/11 11:58 PM
its ok. lots of cool people like yaself. just gettin the hang of things finnally