Community > Posts By > royalblue599
only football plays
do you like football? |
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In Between My Legs :)
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mary poppins between my legs?
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not yet
ever met a world leader?;p |
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is anyone awakeeeeeee
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i think that there are some very cool people on here
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In Between My Legs :)
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wesley pipes between my legs
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i think next time i drink i will avoid all technology.
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Last to post wins! - part 78
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here to win it
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no i cant cook to good anymore
can you cook sum good food? |
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10 grrr
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Southern California Beach Babes. |
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DANG. sorry everyone i get mean when i drink dark liqour. my bad, sticking to beer for awhile.
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is anyone awakeeeeeee
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'bout to smoke a blunt of some afghan goo i love cali Never heard of afghan goo dawg............. |
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Topic:
Last to post wins! - part 78
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im in
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is anyone awakeeeeeee
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wat do you wanna post? |
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is anyone awakeeeeeee
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if so get to posting.lol
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Looking for successful men,
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But we can still grow old happily together |
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Venny Hamburgers! Bambi on a bun! OH GOD YES! |
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Looking for successful men,
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Ladies... tonight you are in for a special treat. If you want to get to know a successful man, look no farther. It is my privilege and duty, to announce with a voice shaking with the weight of the momentum of this momentous moment, that today I put on my pants. Not backwards. On the first attempt. This almost blew me away. Success at its best. Of course, the zip thing was still a struggle... especially with that fleshy thing that kept getting stuck in the teeth... I thought that it was my girlfriend tricking me, at first, but she was in the washroom, trying to stuff her uterus back into her body, she's 81 and her U is prolapsed. oops... I goofed. I thought no minors were in this room. Young man, you need to learn a few facts of life. 1. Men find around 50 hard to pee. It's their prostate that gets enlarged, and which stops them from letting the flow out freely. The prostate is normally a size of a walnut. My urulogist says mine right now is the size of a grape fruit, and still growing. 2. Women release an egg that gets fertilized to make a baby, at a rate of once a month, give or take. When they stop this process, around fifty again, and which stopping is not sudden or abrupt, but can be a process of several years, then they go through a hormonal life change. Too many experienced changes occur, so I won't go into them, a woman can tell you better. 3. About twenty-thirty years after menopause is over, the woman goes again through a lot of change, as well as men. Incontinence starts, first urinal, then fecal. People lose their minds, due to strokes, mini-strokes, or old age dementia, due to arterial sclerosis of the brain or else due to Alzheimer's. These are degenerative brain diseases. You remember how your grandmother is always smelling of piss or ****? it's because she can't control it like she used to be able to, and her senses get dulled, so she doesn't have an automatic feed-back mechanism to tell her she just wet herself. Old age is ugly; the more you live, the uglier it gets; and there is no u-turn in this road to annihilation. When I was 28, I knew that, not that thoroughly, but still, I knew that age is going to catch up with people. Since I was crazy, I thought that I should aclimatize myself to having an old lover, since it doesn't matter whom I marry, she's going to grow old, unavoidably. So started to date 50+ and 50++ year olds, and then I got stuck in that groove. Now I date women in their seventies eighties, because now they are 20-30 years older than I. This is straight for sex, you understand; they are not much as conversation partners any more after about 74. But they become more loving, and I have a gf who is now 81, and she's a real sweetheart, a loving, golden-hearted woman, who appreciates me, too, because with her I can't be cruel or mean, like I am often on these websites. |
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its ok. lots of cool people like yaself. just gettin the hang of things finnally
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