An Amish family takes a trip to the mall for the very 1st time. They are mesmerized by all the sights & sounds & people going to & fro. The father & son are particularly interested in the shiny doors that keep opening & shutting. Lights flash....bells sound....and the doors open. Lights flash.....bells sound.....and the doors close again. "What is that?" the boys asks his father. "I'm not sure." the father answers. (They had NEVER seen an elevator before.)

Lights flash.....bells sound....the doors opened.....and an 80 year old lady gets on the elevator. Lights flash.....bells sound....and the doors close. 30 seconds later the lights flash....bells sound....the doors open.....and a gorgeous 25 year old blond steps off the elevator.

"What is that?" the boys asks again. "I still don't know." says the father......"But GO GET YOUR MOTHER !!!!!"