Hello and how is everyone!?

Count me in

I SENT YOU A PRETTY FUNNY EMAIL DANE....

No actually if that's the way i'm supposed to do it - I'm not special
or whatever so I'll deal with it... I'm sorry if you thought I was
yelling.

SORRY I'M A PART TIME TRANSCRIPTIONIST AND WHILE I'M WAITING FOR DR'S TO
HARRUMPH AND WHATNOT, I TYPE IN HERE AND IT'S EASIER THEN SWITCHING AND
SCREWING UP MY REPORT...SO I'M NOT REALLY YELLING....IT'S TO SAVE TIME

NOT SURE. I GOT LUCKY ...ONE OF MY OLDER BROTHER'S BUDDIES WIVES HAD
THEIR BABY SO HE'S NOT GOING UNLESS HE WANTS TO BE DIVORCED AFTER THE
GAME LOL

I LOOK EVIL? HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING ME A FAVOR BY "HURRYING" THE
TRIVIAL PART OF THE DATE ALONG.....WHILE I'M NOT A PRUDE BY ANY
MEANS...GOING THROUGH A DRIVETHRU AND PASSING A BLOCKBUSTER DOES NOT
EQUAL DINNER AND A MOVIE AND REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE BLOCKBUSTER IS
OPEN OR NOT - THERE'S NO GUARANTEE I'M GONNA SLEEP WITH ANYONE'S STUPID
ASS ANYWAYS....

I WILL BE
THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 ROWS UP IN THE COLT'S ENDZONE....WHERE DA BEARS WILL BE MAKING
MINCEMEAT OUT OF THOSE PONY'S....

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OK AND HE WOULD HAVE HIS TESTICLES IF HE HADN'T
SUGGESTED A HAPPY MEAL FROM MCDONALD'S....DO I LOOK 10?

The one guy was gonna zip me through the drive thru lol

I'M CATRINA FROM FLORIDA AND NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK FINDING ANY
LOCALS....HAVE MET 2 GUYS OFF THIS CHAT THING...NOT A HORRIBLY BAD
EXPERIENCE BUT THEY JUST WANTED SEX...AT LEAST I GOT DINNER BEFORE I
KICKED THEM IN THE ****S *SIGH*

The mom of this troubled girl found out what she was doing and gave me a
nice,consoling telephone call. Wierd thing was, I wasn't the first.
Sometimes I'm wayyyyy too trusting for my own good. Better than being
a suspicious stuck up ***** though...right?

THERE ARE ALOT OF HOT GUYS AND GALS ON THIS SITE...PERSONALITY ALWAYS
WINS WITH ME OVER LOOKS BUT I GOTTA ADMIT....A COUPLE HAVE MADE ME
DROOL....

I met this guy "online" and we talked and got to know each other during
about 3 months time...finally came time when I was ready to meet "him"
and it turned out to be a totally fictitious person...wasn't even male.
I hadn't talked on the phone (my fault) and everytime I approached the
issue "he" came up with some lame excuse...I never exchanged other than
my profile pics (thank god! I have some rather risque ones) so I was
able to have a clear conscience about that...After I gave up and moved
on, I started getting wierd phone calls, and although "he" didn't know
my exact address, I had given a vicinity so unfortunately there were
alot of innocent "tire slasher" victims...never again. If I can't talk
to someone on the phone and/or webcam - forget it. Especially if I'm
even slightly suspicious. It's been done. and Yes, it was a girl. A
wierd one at that.

Let's turn the tables.....

AGE AINT NUTTIN BUT A #

I agree with the ladies....especially Porcelain - you go girl! I
wouldn't give you the time of day, you sound arrogant, conceited and
gross.

Good luck

LOL

AT THIS POINT I THINK HE'S TRYING TO START **** N GET US ALL RILED UP,
SO I'M OUT....NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY SUCH MORONIC THINGS BEFORE KNOWING
PEOPLE WERE GOING TO COMMENT....NO WONDER HE'S LONELY

all I can do is say "hmmmmm" there's a few things wrong with some of
those statements, but you're entitled to your own ****ed up opinion of
the world....