Is there Purple one's too. make all the Gay's straight. LOL

Redneck.

I've taken on a new personna.

I'm da joke Man now! Hee Hee!!

Geezz! my fat ugly fingers!LOL

Can I interject here?

I was telling jokes in this general plac. No one seems to have a problem
with it. I don't have a problem if she want to post in here. After all
though, The Religion and Politics place is kind of Obsure so
unfortantelythat seem to take a backseat, if you will, to anyone to
notice it.
Not tringto start anything, just an observation that's all.

OK Kill me now!!!!

Hee hee!

Found a link to the Video. But for some reason the video isn't
available. Bla!!

I'll keep trying.

Karma.

Never hear of the Killer Joke before hu.

Well, check this link out too then.

http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/joke.html

Did anyone checkot the link?

I dunno, but what they say was the funniest jokes didn't do much for me
at lest.

Checkout the link on that page for the Top Jokes and see what I mean.

Did anyone see the Monty python skit about the Killer Joke?

That was the bext skit they did IMHO.

Ok Ok!

But check this link out:

http://www.bluedonut.com/cnnjoke.htm

A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The
gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove
my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd
agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's
mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle
and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he
removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says:
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a
hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try,"
she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the
beer bottle."

All at this point! LOL

One man show. Wooo hoooo!

Hey Karma. What are you going to have in your cabinet? Fruits and
vegetables? LOL

Anyone want some freedom toast?

I once worked in a place that Packed parachutes. The most quite place in
there was the Complaint department. LOL

A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, "Doc, I can't seem to make
any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

If you liked that one then try this:

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The
boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was
ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iron to ear) shhh! I
accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one
ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had
to call the doctor!"

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the
peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving,
his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says,
"Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."

Beer Beer!!!

Hey!


A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical
island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day
a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off,
washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for
twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She
says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?"
She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then
she shows him one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well,
how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my
clam digger."

how about Prick fries. It'll sell millions. LOL

Try not to make sense of it and just go with the flow.