So you don't bite, eh? What do you do then? I just saw this forum today so decided to say hi to everyone.
Hi from manchester. Nice to see brits here.

An 8 woman. She must like to do anything she wants in the bedroom. No questions asked. After that, my turn..... Hope she will and can handle me... Nothing fake.

Think of movie titles that sound funny when set in front of "in my pants." It's just a dumb but funny game.
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Life Is Beautiful in my pants
I Am Legend in my pants
etc.

Every now and then it's allowed to "cheat" by adding a word or two, e.g.,

It might've Ben Hur in my pants

etc.

Play along if you'd like. The possibilities are endless.

hmmmmmm. I don't know how to respond to that ....

Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give u a baby. Give her a house, she will give u a home. Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile, she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.....

Thank for for the reply. I'll do that next time.

Hi,
When I am trying to send a message, the system says it is going to send a mail to my personal email and I have to click on it to activate. The email on the system is correct. Nothing comes from mingle2.com to my personal inbox. Why does it do that. I think my email is already activated.

A man says to his wife, I had to show my grey chest hair today to qualify for my pension..
His wife looks at him and says, If you course show them your **** we would qualify for disability for sure.

A bloke was sat on the bus and a gorgeous woman, sitting next to him, starts breast-feeding her baby. The baby won't take it so she says,

"Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man."

Ten minutes later the baby is still not feeding so she says,

"Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man."

The bloke says,

"Listen love, can you make your mind up. I should have got off four stops ago."

Hearts, minds, souls and desirous lust,
ravenous for the others touch
as our lips gel in fiery embrace,
loins tingle in eagered anticipation.
A tongue running across your neck
and engulfing your supple breasts
hands that caress and tease,
building a fire to bring you to your knees.
Lustful desire boiling the blood,
wanting, needing, begging for more
carnal cravings and insatiable thought.
Waiting to feel the hardness you built
entering in you you arch in delight
eyes, yearning, lusting, needing it all
heavenly groans to satanic yells
the hardness inside so deep and strong
thrusts of desire unbridled in lust
climactically ending with shortness of breath
bodies limp, yet desirously strong
shows the hardness inside it is never wrong
raging desire and wanting more
it takes you again; and again and again
volcanic in nature it spews its seed
desirous lust and carnal need
totally satisfied by the hardness inside.

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."