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TWO CANNIBALS!!! LOL
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THE DONKEY - ROFLMAO
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On mutual matches
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i have had some that wanted to be friends ...then never answer any mail ...wtf ..is that all about
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H.E.L.L NO
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Snow White bathing
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PAYBACK
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T he Cork
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THE GREATEST HUSBAND!!
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I Want to Buy That
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" |
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Three blonds on death row
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" |
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McDonalds Beef...YUK
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wouldee...i agree with you 100%
that is a good point |
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McDonalds Beef...YUK
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i have not eaten at mcdonalds for about 20 years
i have always thought they were gross i just thought people should know what they are eating if they eat at mcdonalds |
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McDonalds Beef...YUK
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McDonalds Beef> I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't
understand> the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the> cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is> frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much> (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever> stopping there again, even for a drink.> The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association.> American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's> claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their> restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are> looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the> people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the> first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef.> We personally are no longer eating at McDonald's, which I am sure does> not make an impact, but if we pass this around maybe there will be an> impact felt.> Please pass it on. Just to add a note, all Americans that sell cows at a> livestock auction barn had to sign a paper stating that we do NOT EVER> feed our cows any part of another cow.> South Americans are not required to do this as of yet.> McDonald's has announced that they are going to start importing much of> their beef from South America . The problem is that South Americans> aren't under the same regulations as American beef producers, and the> regulations they have are loosely controlled.> They can spray numerous pesticides on their pastures that have been> banned here at home because of residues found in the beef. They can also> use various hormones and growth regulators that we can't.> The American public needs to be aware of this problem and that they may> be putting themselves at risk from now on by eating at good old> McDonald's.> American ranchers raise the highest quality beef in the world and this> is what Americans deserve to eat, not beef from countries where quality> is loosely controlled. Therefore, I am proposing a boycott of McDonald's> until they see the light.> I'm sorry but everything is not always about the bottom line, and when> it comes to jeopardizing my family's health, that is where I draw the> line. |
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Movies for 2008
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saw 4 ...its not on here
Lost Boys 2 Angels & Demons Jurassic Park 4 Fantastic Voyage (remake) |
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A•R•I•E••S:The Sexiest
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S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost |
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Understanding Women
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i would only watch or play football if each player was in a demolition car...
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Funny Joke
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Riddle
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be cause the elevator only goes up tp the 10th floor
it doesnt tell you he has to take the stairs down to the 10th floor to get on the elevator in the morning |
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