Topic: Understanding Women | |
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I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. |
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I'll never understand why men will adorn all this padding, to make them look bigger, and giant helmets, and 40 of them will run around a field of grass fighting over an inflated piece of pigskin...
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not hard to figure out....spiders have legs and they move
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Good one Jess! Just can't figure it!
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i would only watch or play football if each player was in a demolition car...
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Spiders can be fatal...ehm a Brazilian Wax has never been...doh
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Football is easy to explain. We get to hit each other without going to jail. I mean come on, have you ever watched to men give one of those awkwards hugs? We smack each other on the back hard, in kind of a "I'm hugging you, but I'm hitting you kind of way."
Women on the other hand, well, make no sense whatsoever. What's with the whole "I don't want dessert" thing, and then eating half to 3/4 of mine? |
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Thats called looking after your health...we share your dessert to keep you healthy, its sharing and caring
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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Now you tell me
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Thought for the Day:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
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