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Wed 05/19/10 01:59 PM
People who smack while they eat.

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Sat 05/15/10 09:22 PM
well you are a very attractive guy. i don't see why you should have any problems getting back out there.

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Sat 05/15/10 08:54 PM
Single and absolutely,positively hating it

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Sat 05/15/10 04:51 PM
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Sat 05/15/10 02:15 PM


Three vampires glided quickly into a bar. The bartender nodded to and addressed each of them in turn," Ah, Count. Count what will it be?"

"I'd like something hearty and full-blooded,"said the first,"like the deep ruby red of a fine burgundy."

The second one said,"Bring me something more delicate in shade,like an exquisite,light rose."

The third said" Just a cup of hot water,please"

The bartender said,"A cup of hot water? Aren't you feeling well?"

"Not well at all",said the third. He pulled out a used tampon and said"I'll make tea!"

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Sat 05/15/10 12:42 PM
I'm relatively new here. joined a couple days ago. Just wanted some feedback on my profile. Do u think i'm too forward or too complex or something else?