Who doesn't like getting texts/calls at 3AM during the work week asking what they're doing or if it would be a problem to come over and take a shower?

And then when you don't respond, the barrage intensifies because you're ignoring her, not sleeping like a normal person who has to go to work at 6 AM. Nah, couldn't be, right?

It was like clock work, every two weeks on a Tuesday or Thursday and always later than 2AM.

Crazy lady, but I wouldn't call her a stalker. Just about annoying as you can get, though.