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Fri 05/25/18 07:26 PM
just say one of the magic words
HI.HEY.HELLO

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Fri 05/25/18 07:06 PM
as an undercover alien,can do karate,tell jokes,can't tell ya what really women are attracted to

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Fri 05/25/18 06:59 PM
Roosters should not find it so easy to get laid laugh laugh



a flying chicken and a horny roaster, well even an F16 won't catch that roaster

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Fri 05/25/18 06:57 PM
Having spent some of my childhood in the company of chickens I assure you, they can fly.
They're just not very good at it.

according to your experience chickens are just like the concord aircraft :joy:

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Fri 05/25/18 06:53 PM
Hi Yoda... good to see you back waving

If chickens flew then they wouldn't get hit by cars when trying to cross the road slaphead laugh


thnx :kissing_heart:
A minute of silence on the foxes that will die of starvation

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Fri 05/25/18 05:31 PM
I'm just thinking about omelette rain :heart_eyes:

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Thu 05/24/18 08:16 PM

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Thu 05/24/18 08:13 PM
can i use just one digit?

:joy::joy::joy:️ By what year?



cats maybe

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Thu 05/24/18 07:08 PM
can i use just one digit?

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Thu 05/24/18 07:05 PM
looking for the elf on the shelf

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Thu 05/24/18 06:52 PM

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Fri 08/25/17 05:45 PM
You'll never find the truth :joy: trust me most of the ladies are searching for a prince charming not a real man

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Mon 08/21/17 06:55 PM
I'm so loyal to my wife(that I don't have yet),to a point that i'm still single

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Mon 08/21/17 06:47 PM
no one is perfect :ok_hand: I'm a human being not an angel :unamused: plus a queen need a lot of gold,that's why I prefer to treat my woman (still searching for her) as my partner, my hommie,my best friend, my wife,my half,:unamused: you see the difference?

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Sun 08/20/17 09:47 AM
another victim :joy:

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Sat 08/19/17 06:18 PM
well,nothing gonna change, when you have a bunch of idiots in the wrong places you'll find a lot of crap to deal with

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Sat 08/19/17 06:09 PM
In fact, even on the mobile web site I dont see anything that says when they were last logged on. I am worried that most of these people haven't been on in years. Which is a shame.




If they are online you'll find a green spot
if they're not you'll find a red spot

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Sat 08/19/17 06:07 PM
hahahahahaha and now you have got about 5 daddies, good luck for the tournament of who's gonna be the daddy lol

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Sat 08/19/17 06:00 PM
negative views
using a lot of make-up
talking bad things about others
lying
racism
too much serious
burping in public places
....etc

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Fri 08/18/17 04:40 PM
If a genie appeared in front of you right now and offered you three wishes ..
what would you wish for.. and no! you can't wish for more wishes.. or wealth..
But outside of that knock yourself out..lol



1 mind control ability
2 i'll take control of the genie
3 the world :earth_africa: