I fell sorry for him as much as the girl, 4 someone 2 lash out sexually in such a sick way is a sure sign that he himself was certaily molested

i remember when i lost my mind
IS part of a line from gnarls barkleys' song crazy

I dont think hilarys policys r extremeley different from obamas' but she seems to be of the mind that shes entitled to the presidency, which is rather disconcerting

I would have said


get her really drunk
so she'll accept your spunk

All these women say stuff like "If u dont like women with kids dont even try, they r my life" well i say that about my wii Im not choosing between some slut and my videogames

Cyclops rock by They Might be giants

(2 mirror) one rather controversial idea is that moses was the messiah since 1 he was a military leader and 2 he did save the jewish people, now naturally this is not widely accepted as it goes against the idea that the messiah would save ALL humanity PERMANENTLY and it says the messiah already came, which is a notion of christianity rejected in judaism

also the bibles prophecys work moch like nostrodamus' prophecys, in hindsight one can mold them to fit current events

thanku


there r 2 musical numbers in movies which inspired this poem which i feel i should name
I didnt plagiarize off of either or anything but the flower poem idea came from them

1st is the song seymour sings in little shop of horrors telling the (unbeknownst 2 him talking cannibal) plant 2 grow

the other is poem/song about the "pretty flower" sung by Lorenzo saint dumas (his friends call him lsd) in the 1st version of the producers

I planted a bulb in the ground last spring
A purple tulip
And I have waited for the long months
Through the snow and the invisible fire
For a switch in the ground to be flipped
And a bulb to light up
But my bulb refuses to grow
I have spilt my blood for this ground
Dig deep
Dig deep and you will find
The missing artery that I am looking for
And with my hands in the brown ground operating theater
The real farmers with their life support machines
Watch dissaprovingly and lean on their dull weapons
Tsking me and think that to see someone care that much over something that small is downright obscene
Purple tulip
Why do you refuse to sprout by my hand?
Purple tulip I planted you
And all I ask for is the simple act of
being
But I never was any good at playing promethious
The heat hidden under my shirt burns me before i can deliver it

Purple tulip
I know you were buried but i never intended it to be a funeral
Purple tulip
Im sorry Im sorry
I stuck my hands in you and now the dirt is spewed everywhere
I should never have interfered

And now I have corrupted the memory of the flower that never was
By writing about it
HERE
and pulling its corpse
Out of the ground
HERE

I suppose some things
Die
When you pull them out into the open

But now ill go back
With destruction staining on my hands
And see if i cant plant something else
Perhaps some edible fruit
Now I understand
Beauty should never be a reason alone for wanting something to be

my solution 2 problems with the ps3 or xbox360 = Get a Wii

I was thinking it was a spin on that song by pink

"respect must be earned,but fear works just as well and only requires a gun!"

And that quote could easily be applied to al-quaida or tha janjaweed as well as the us army

One day a traveling salesman knocks on the door of an old woman
She cracks the door open and says "what do you want?"
The salesman holds up a big vacuum cleaner and says "well maam have i got a deal for you, this is the best vacuum cleaner in the world at the best price"
The old woman says "im sorry i dont have much money goodbye"
The salesman says "wait wait wait just let me show you what it can do"
The old lady says "Well ok but i dont think i can afford it" and opens the door
The salesman walks in carrying his briefcase and dragging the vacuum cleaner behind him
He opens the briefcase and dumps out a small pile of horsecrap
The old lady is horrified "what are you doing?!"
the salesman says "dont worry maam whatever this vacuum cant suck up I will eat! thats how much faith i have in this machine!"
The old lady says "well i hope youve got a good appetite because the electric company turned my power off last week!"

wow thats the best childrens book since "everybody poops"!

ive written poems for girls, and i am a poet
nonetheless it hasnt helped me "woo" any of them

I have the exact same problem: not getting any, however i had a 2fold realization as 2 y i cannot woo the opposite gender

1 The less u do it, the more desperate u appear and the the less women want u (thats a catch 22)

2 Women Dont want sex, they want a "relationship" which may or may not include sex

a nasty film called happieness

nurseguy the movie with the puking zombies is 28 days later

i dont believe in heaven or hell,Im sure when we die we wake up as other people with no memory of our past life as more than a dream, thus each time u sleep,u r living and dying in an unlimited number of lives which u r not aware of, we r all sparks jumping between connectors on the same soul engine
(thats deep huh?)

"I am he and he is me and we are all together" (beatles quote)

heres a quote from jerry seinfeld pertaining to this
"In order for a man and a woman to be friends without anything else, they have to find eachother at least vaguely repulsive"