Topic:
Halibut parties
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Holy mola, that's quite a handle.
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Halibut parties
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you guys are still at it? I am impressed Well, this IS the plaice to do it isn't it? |
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Halibut parties
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Call the cods??? Ooooo there's nothing worse than a ratfish.
I'd like to kick 'em right in the pollocks. |
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Topic:
Sandwiches!!!!
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Zack's roast beef sandwich. Man, they take thick slices of real roast beef, then fry them, stack it so high on a fresh, toasted bun you need to unhinge yer jaw to bite into one, and then top it with the cheese of your choice(chedder, mozza, swiss)
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Halibut parties
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Yikes, well dont give yer neighbour a shiner, I've got a spare tire in my shad you can have
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Topic:
Halibut parties
Edited by
piejammer
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Wed 04/14/10 10:01 AM
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Put a tarpon it so people can't sea it.
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Butthole Surfers-Goofy's Concern
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Topic:
Halibut parties
Edited by
piejammer
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Wed 04/14/10 09:41 AM
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Wow, that's rough. Is your engine turbot charged?
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Topic:
Halibut parties
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I was always saury I never learned to play guitar.
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Edited by
piejammer
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Wed 04/14/10 01:11 AM
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Ministry-Jesus Built My Hotrod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuk62WtK4sk Sorry, ain't figured out how to make live links on here yet. |
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Topic:
Halibut parties
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Thank you, now kanyu stand over there------->
while you eat it? I don't wanna see it |
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Topic:
Man Law! - part 66
Edited by
piejammer
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Wed 04/14/10 12:46 AM
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Wellll these ain't laws, but they're good rules to live by. Thank goodness for tech support:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
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Halibut parties
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yuck, fish sandwiches make me feel barfish
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Greetings Earthlings
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Topic:
Everybody Complain!
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ugh, I can't believe all the complaining in here geeez.
Why don't you make an actual thread for people to complain about stuff??....oh wait. |
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My wife claims it's because if I ever get tired of her, she'll be able to catch me if a try and run away
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Topic:
Your favourite movie quotes
Edited by
piejammer
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Wed 04/14/10 12:09 AM
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"Bullchit a$$hole, no one comes here for the tuna salad"
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(The) Headstones - Smile and Wave
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lol yeah, I know what you mean. I had that problem shortly after high school. Got a little sedentary and wound up chunking out a bit.
Parked my car and rode my bike whenever and wherever I could. 20lbs gone in a little over 2 months. Now I'm a fat bastard again but that's cuz I'm retired and my wife is an excellent cook and baker |
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Halibut parties
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oh oh, did we buri your orignal intention?
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