Ready for another great laugh? This joke is
absolutely worth reading to the end, you'll
love it!


The Parrot
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
cage that read $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird
used to live in a house of prostitution and
sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this but decided she had
to have the bird anyway. She took it home and
hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her,
and said;

"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication
but then thought, "That's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from
school the bird saw them and said;

"New house, new madam, new hookers."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came
home from work. The bird looked at him and said;

"Hi Keith."

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Kiss on the cheek,

Shoot The Breeze,,

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they
think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideas.
They give moral support to their
family and friends.
Women have vital things to say
and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

10+++

Run,

Shoot The Breeze,

Shoot The Breeze,

Kinky,

Kinky,

Kinky,

Happy,

Cheek,

Shoot The Breeze,,

Kinky,,

Kinky,,

Tease,

July 4th,

If you are a SLUG : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!