Community > Posts By > bhernandez
The only reason I date is to have sex. hookers are drama free. |
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Being in a relationship
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like totally.
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*cough cough.*
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Well since you asked.............. rhetorical question! |
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Things best unsaid?
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I caught a firefighter looking down my top while doing a fire inspection at my office. I told my friend the fire chief and he asked me if I wanted him reported. I said; hell no; just give him my phone number. hahahaha. atta girl. |
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Things best unsaid?
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but there are females who have a ridiculous amount of cleavage hanging out.
i figure you're giving me a choice; i can either look at your face or boobs when talking to you. it's not like they're all that far apart. don't get mad when i choose your boobs when you start getting boring. |
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Things best unsaid?
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Some guys aren't as obvious/immature/obnoxious/whatever word you want to use about it ;). ahahaha. 'don't let me catch you, and it's all good.' |
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you ignorant son of a *****.
the only reason i'm not going on a rant is because i'd rather not everyone see my train of thought. |
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For the guys.
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Well, if you are talking about me personally, yeah that's probably true, but I was creepy and scary as all <actually I'm not certain which explicitive you said here, so many apply> before I became "old." Of course from B, I think creepy and scary is a compliment. i used a general 'you'. if creeping women out is proof of your charm, i wonder what restraining orders mean. o.O |
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Don't be gross. it wouldn't be gross if you washed back there every now and then. |
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behind your ear.
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i'm getting tired of taking the gum out of my hair.
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Single.
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unmarried makes it sound like the goal is to be married.
gross. |
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For the guys.
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You can look at older women Jack. But I like the line from the movie "Barefoot in the Park," it goes something like: "I try to make a young beautiful woman nervous at least once a day, because if I make her nervous, then I must still have my charm." or you're creepy and scary as all ****. |
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this is getting ridiculous.
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hurryyy uppp.
i'm sleepy. |
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*cough cough.*
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aren't i a rude *****.
never even replied to those who answered. my apologies. |
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To all the women that say they have male friends; If you called those guys up and invited them over for sex, do you think they'd say yes? he'd say no. i'm three hundred fifty seven percent sure of it. |
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i shall be super fat before the holidays this year.
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we do like to explore new things.
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Common
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beard.
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