Grandmas Don't Know Everything

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while
When he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's
That thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is
On top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell
Him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to
Play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

Welcome and post in the forums and things will start going for you....make friends first and go from there...

Good Morning and Happy Friday to all ......

It's beautiful here also but going to be hot later on...

Sounds good Grizzly......let's get this party started....

Yeah I'm off but got yard work to do first then off to the river to lounge and BBQ with friends and have a cold beverage...

Yeah had that happen yesterday.....what some DA we have on here....put up a picture or move on....

That was great and I could feel myself right there in the moment with the breeze blowing thru my hair....

Sounds like you are proud of your manhood...


And you aren't married!!!!

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is
yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived
on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real
fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

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A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the
same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have
some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little
roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her
sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and
asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy
in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'

Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'

Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?'

Sally replied, 'No... salty!'

Happy Hump Day to all!!!!

Great Song....now it's stuck in my head.....