Hi everyone I am new to this online dating stuff so please forgive me if I write something you don't like. I enjoy word play and sometimes I see the humor in something that not all others see and it offends some. For those of you who may get offended I will say I am sorry now I don't mean to offend. (this reads to me like I am going to scare away people from the start) What can I say I am me and I am honest. From what I have read here in profiles that seems to be what women are looking for so I will always be honest here. Please don't ask if you don't want an honest answer.