See....there he is.....safe...

uhmmm hiker...get the ky!!! did you know he is marrying me too??? i think he's mormon!!! we are going to burmuda triangle on our honeymoon, you comin? i told him good thing me and you already got something going on hehehee

I lost my baby husband Maudred!

Like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc&feature=related

I didn't get the IM

Final Fantasy. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSyfGm6wXgs&NR=1

A man, we will call him Fred, works all the time to make him and his wife happy, but Fred always works late and he's starting to notice that him and his wife don't have a sex life anymore. He gets so upset that he tells his best friend, Ryan about his problem. Ryan says, "Oh, that's no problem, all you have to do is, get off work a little early one night, and when you get home and your wife is asleep, slowly go under the covers and eat her out til she cums, it will definetly spice up your sex life." Fred thinks this is a great idea. So the next night he gets off early and goes home. Fred is as quiet as a mouse when he sneaks into his room. He slowly lifts up the covers from the bottom of the bed and slowly spreads her legs apart, and starts to eat her out. Fred has never worked like this before, he's taking his time, and doesn't stop til she cums. After that, he immediatly walks to the kitchen and gets a drink of water. He's so pooped that he has to pee, so he goes into the bathroom, and there is Fred's wife, Martha. "Oh geez Martha, don't scare me like that, what are you doing in here?"

"Shhh, your mother's sleeping, she was in town and needed somewhere to stay. By the way, I left a note for you on the pillow, because I let her have our bed."

she just emailed me. she will be coming back home next monday but will be without internet for another month she says. i told her we all love and miss her dearly and she sends her love back!!!

got milk??

hey there doll baby...how are ya? still likin them boobies i c

mines half off today

lmfao

I'll pay YOU $2 to show you my weiner.

I offered to pay some guy two bucks to show me his wiener .. um mirror you wittnessed some of that ...

ME too

anger can become the end product for the other ones.....