Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

And the cutest I think is!!!!!!!
***I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you***

I love it is still making me laugh so hard

I tried dont work....

I cant stop bouncing I feel high/drunk I did have a few shot of vodka last night... and talked to this amazing guy for 5 hours.... Ahh I think i found some 1

I havnt slept for 32 hours now and I am still not tired I know I need to sleep... Whats a good way to fall asleep... Ahh Im hyper tho.... I probally wont sleep for 3 or 4 days now.... Caffine and suger are gonna be my best friends....

Whats up?? Im Jess and ur cute... I dont know where u live but its all good... Nice meeting you and Welcome

I love it.... So adorable

I cant really say anything... I havnt went threw that... All I can say is keep your head up and things get better

Welcome... Adorable kids

Ok new pic and its not sideways

Thnx all I will I love this site so far... Ighty then

Srry i ask to many ?

Why cant I find a man? Am I that Ugly or something... I know I have a great personality and I dont think Im that ugly I dont whine I dont beg I dont blow up phones or get jelouse easily, I dont ask them what their doing all the time I dont try to act stupid or ditzy... I love big trucks and snakes I dont scream when I see a bug or anything... I dont know what else to do... Am I doing something wrong or what??

Daleray!!! Ill treat u right....

I Love this site..... I just want some one to love me for me....

Wow I agree MOST Men want sex and skinny Model sluts that act dumb and girly... Ahh what is this world coming 2?

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Thnx

Hmmm

Hey Ya'll I am back from camping... OMG... I want to go again... Maybe... Well what did you all do this weekend??
*JeSs*